The Ark Times

Things have been relatively slow in dododex henceforth the news hasn’t had much to cover. We would like to point out Lolbit’s claim to owning all the dyes, she doesn’t, it’s faker than my claim to emperor! (I didn’t get over that and I never will) I think, personally, we infect Lolbit with a virus messing up all the systems forcing them to shut down.

Home safety tips

Are you nervous for your safety?

A shadow mom:Yes! With the kidnapping of Melody Lolbit going crazy apex becoming a god and manticore probably laying seeds for a revolution-No editorials!-I want to feel safe with my child.

For starters, always have cyanide ready.

Also, own flamethrowers, lots of em.

Are you bored?

Yes!

Well manticore has posted the exciting story Sic Semper Tyrannis! It’s Roman history and nearly 100% accurate! It’s in royalty dye!

Ryukenmaxximus has also re-emerged making 3 new parts of the red jerboa!

Remember, The Ark Times is the only news you need!

Lolbit’s a glitch in the system…….SO PREPARE THE TANKS WHITE DYE IS MINE IF YOU WANNA DO ALPINE WARFARE IN the MOUNTAINS SO BE IT LOLBIT!

-Manticore

So sorry Lamprey! I thought I got everyone, but I always forget someone. I also think I forgot to list Nazgul as a first gen.

~CL1

Lolbit:I own the dye-what?

A soviet nuke gets dropped on Lolbit.

Soyuz Nerushimy!

WE own the dyes comrade

-Manticore

Oh boy... alright, im going to assume you havent read my myths. Fluffles is my pet furry glider, thats the non greek name for a mutated deinonychus.(i have a myth ark called nova that has radiation) also, if in the end, everybody has shadow powers, my brain will explode and and will send out my anger, turn into my uncontrollable form that is capible of destroying literally everything in existence. Long story short, STOP TAKING MY POWERS! YOU ARENT RELATED TO SHADOWS BECAUSE THEY CANT HAVE CHILDREN WITH HUMANS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*dark one apears next to me and slaps me*

(Dark one) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

OWWWWW

-Shadow and dark one

I AM SHADOW'S MESSENGER ROBOT.

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H-h-hello? I n-n-need to warn y-y-you guys. D-d-d-dark one has t-t-t-taken over. My c-c-comunication is about to be cut off, for good. Dark one is teaming up with lolb-b-bit.

#&@^#>×^>×^×<×&@^@<#^#<#^<#_#^#<#_#<#_<#<#<& You guys need to destroy dark one at least. B-b-because this time, i wont be able to e-e-escape. Destroy dark one, it may destroy me, but at least it will get rid of him.

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A-a-a-all y-y-y-you n-n-n-need t-t-t-to d-d-d-do i-i-is-

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《Communication offline》

-shadow's messenger robot

You could probably claim parchment dye if you want, Berrie. Also I saw I wasn’t listed in the second gen fanfictioners. You know I’ve been here since October right, CL1? (I used to go by TCQ because people usually had names like this that stood for the things they were writing. Mine stands for “The Crystal Queen.” Also I forgot to add a P at the end for person.)

-Lamprey

Hey apex if your a god or something now, I want to fight you! Meet me in red dye if you want to test your AND MY strength! You before knew me as Surviver… but now my real name has been revealed in sky dye, as the lords of pyre arrived! So now you may know me as “the light carrier, Elias”, Elias translates to light carrier btw!

-do I really need to but anything here?

So, hjk, if your wondering whats going on, alot happened, I'll try to explain it. So, awhile ago a new person by the name of lolbit came and started taking over the dyes. But she can only do it on holidys, because thats when shes strongest. She made a pizzaria in theri claws, where approximately everybody gets pizza from i believe.(btw lolbit is like a ghost or somthing possessing a animatronic, and the pizzaria is like the fnaf pizzaria, exepc you only die if you stay past 6am.) Then wwt said that we could elect a president, and manticore for some unknown reason declared himself emperor. Then he ordered wwt to kill planarinan, but he didnt know that wwt, planarinan and i are in a cult/group(im calling it cult because thats more fun) that you can join btw. Then we held an election, lava was elected, and im vice president apparently. Oh yeah, then because lolbit couldnt take over the dyes lamprey started to do it for her. Its annoying, lamprey puts stupid fish in your dye, and if you use SHADOW MAGIC TO TURN THEM INTO SERVANTS, THEY THINK YOU KILLED A FISH AND AN ENTIRE HOARD COMES AND TRYS TO KILLL YOU! I know from experience. Im pretty sure you were here when i started my news station. Its now on channel 69(enduro stew). Then we got 2 more people, Berries(if you judge their story i will murder you) and unicat. Berries has a story in jerboa called little jerboa adventures, and unicat has a story in quetz called queen of the sky. Alot happened with me but im sure you dont want to hear about me getting kidnapped 500 times and starting new storys.

-your friendly neighborhood shadow

Ah yes, our lovely friend Dilo grill, definitely not Dilo girl. Nobody is going to get the joke, and I’m gonna confirm it. Only people to get the joke were people from the discord. How do I know the joke? Mobile server.

-Lamprey

ill try to run for president, i have STRONK, STONKS, and BONKS against people like “survivor”

and also socks

-HJK

I finally found Silver Dye!

Swamp Guy

Like I said in Bloodstalker stories,

There is 3 Terms.

1st Term is Seasnake, Bob, and DTG. Best friends.

2nd Term is Stronkmonster, Nazgûl, and Swamp Guy. Best friends.

3rd Term is what I call "the outcasts", they don't post in this section and aren't really in the term groups. Consists of P. Metallica, CL 1(Procoptodon) and Ackbar. CL 1 actually works with me in the Creature Limericks Clan.

-Seasnake

Yo sea snake let’s do it. One murderous giga coming right up!

Skronkmonster

GUYS THOUGHTS ON THE GENISIS 2 TRAILER!

-bob

Guys. So I’m planning on making my story a series. Next up will be “Long live the Republic”. After victory. The seeds of democracy were planned. The First Dodo Republic was created. But below the otherwise peacefulness. An entrnal war was brewing. Corruption, bribes, blood. Can the republic survive? Or will it it fall into the history books as a failure...

-bob

I wouldn’t exclude non fan fictioners. What if someone found a revolutionary way to use silver dye?

Skronkmonster

Idle heroes. Server 1311. My name is #FF4L and the guild name is something about fanfictioners. It can be our fanfic headquarters were no one else can see what we say.

CRYSTAL LANDS PERSON! YOU HAVE A HATER IN THE ALLO SECTION.

-bob

Yo a HelPFuL tIP shOULD inClUDe a few MoRE woRDs

Skronkmonster

It’s been a while fanfictioners

To be honest I missed you guys

I have been busy for a long time

And have really lost my creative spark

But that changes today

I am back

You new people my be wondering who I am

And that’s ok

I remember when I first came

It was great

Need a hint?

My favorite fan fictioner was swamp guy

That’s right

It’s me

Lava

And I’m back for more

😃