*wraps around manticore, before slicing of his wings, and then biting down on his neck* (telekinesis) you know, your quiet the meal, shapeshifter! *impales apex with my tail, as he runs at me, trying to punch me to oblivion* (echoes) you all may be gods, but I am much, MUCH greater! Your life’s will be devoured by the void! The call of the void, has begun!!! Hahahahahaha!!!

-the umbral lord, Thrax

*gets smacked* THA FUC- AHHHH!!!

-Six

So, i have a yoitube channel with butt gatbage content and a terrible name. I thin what im going to do is delete all of my old vids(mainly because my face is in them), and rename the channel to ShadowYT. I will post ark content, aswell as other games, show off my bases and dinos, and some strategies i found. Should I do it? And if so, which map's base should i show off first?ive gotten the farthest in valguero.

-a now alive but being tortured shadow

Wait, survivor made me a new body??? Thank you!

*enters new body and changes into natural form*

Wow! I cant believe i was dead! Alright, now that im alive again, i have some stuff to address. Number one, MANTICORE YOUR DEAD, FIRST YOU KIDNAP MELODY AND NOW FLUFFLES??!?!?!?! SHES NOT A JERBOA! SHES A MUTATED DEINONYCHUS THAT IS SUPER STRONG BECAUSE OF HER MUTATION! Number 2, if you see some shadows in an army like uniform, please tell me, I believe a certain someone who betrayed me sent them to kidnap me-

*i get grabbed from behind*

"Your under arrest for prison escape and treason!"

No, not, happening, this, time!

*a sword apears in my hand*

Hm, close combat, it will work.

*i break free and turn around, ready to attack*

Any of you come any closer and i will slice you in half.

"Put the weapon down!"

Nope.

*they pull out swords*

"Attack!"

*we have a sword fight and i slice one dudes arm off*

"Argh!"

Haha!

*the other guy slices off my leg*

Oh come on! This is a brand new body!

*i get tackled from behind*

Argh! Let, me, go!

"Quick, put handcuffs on her!"

No! I cant go back!

"You will go to trial in front of the queen."

*a portal apears behind them*

No!

*they force me in*

*we come out in a prison cell made to hold shadows*

Let me out!

"Why?"

Please..... i have a family, i was dead for awhile!

"Nope"

*i slump in a corner and cry*

《3 days later》

"Hey! Its time for your trial!"

Leave me alone...

"Get up."

*he grabs me and drags me to the court room*

Let, me, go!

*he pushes me into a chair*

-why, hello. I didnt think they would catch you, but they did.

*i look up to see the queen*

Hello, aunt.

*everyone looks at me with confusion as the queen starts looking nervous*

-lies. She is just a peasant girl.

Oh really? Then how do i know exactly what happened the day i went missing? I remember the very words you said to me when you sent me away, exiling me.

-LIES, with charges of treason, prison escape, and lying to the queen, I sentence you, once again, to life in The Pit.

Alright, fine. Take me away! Take away the true heir to the throne. Do you want to know what happened?

-GUARDS! TAKE HER AWAY!

Look at her, sending me away just as i was about to tell the truth! Wont even give me a chance to defend myself. She knows that if i tell you what happened, that she would be kicked from the throne.

*guards grab me and throw me into The Pit*

Well, what are you waiting for, leave!

*as soon as they leave my brave expression melts and i start crying*

(???) Why, hello again worthless peice of trash.

(???) You will never be good enough.

(???) They'll never believe you.

(???) You dont have a chance

Right as soon as i live again, i get caught and sentenced to the pit. ARGH! I cant even turn into a shadow!

*my features start to look a little less human like and more dragon like*

Oh no, its going to happen soon, i have to stay here, that way i cant hurt anyone...

*i shake my head and my eyes turn red*

Must kill... must destroy.... must feast....

*i shake my head again and my eyes turn back to normal*

-shadow

*cries* shadow NO!! come back! 😢 *drops to the floor sobbing…*

-berrie

Wait WWT am I losing the president term this thanks giving or next thanksgiving?-lava

(This post will be filled with jokes you’ll only get if u watched the OG Willy Wonka movie (I.E 1971 version)

Here at Manticore Chocolates your health and safety are our primary concern

(Tiny sloths roll away some big blue things)

Heh heh ignore those.

Alright so I cant invite all fanfictioners. So cast your requests for who wants to go to the factory in white or silver dye and I’ll pick 5. Also don’t mind the sloths they’re just my helpers. You will get to see my candy forest, my three course meal gum* and everything else! Hope to see you there.

*(really fast) Manticore Chocolates is not responsible for abdominal swelling change of skin pigment loss of life limb and or sanity in the factory.

-Manticore

Okay, I’m gonna do this, I don’t know what or why this happens, but, Apex, if you’re gonna kill someone, don’t kill me, I can’t die, or feel pain

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-Lolbit

Becomes a creature like the CMC

LOLBIT! I HAVE INSTALLED DEFENSE SYSTEMS! The only way to defeat me is to extract the secret code from shadow’s child Melody, all though I’m not sure if she can remember anything that happened more than 3 seconds ago.

-Manticore

The Ark Times

Things have been relatively slow in dododex henceforth the news hasn’t had much to cover. We would like to point out Lolbit’s claim to owning all the dyes, she doesn’t, it’s faker than my claim to emperor! (I didn’t get over that and I never will) I think, personally, we infect Lolbit with a virus messing up all the systems forcing them to shut down.

Home safety tips

Are you nervous for your safety?

A shadow mom:Yes! With the kidnapping of Melody Lolbit going crazy apex becoming a god and manticore probably laying seeds for a revolution-No editorials!-I want to feel safe with my child.

For starters, always have cyanide ready.

Also, own flamethrowers, lots of em.

Are you bored?

Yes!

Well manticore has posted the exciting story Sic Semper Tyrannis! It’s Roman history and nearly 100% accurate! It’s in royalty dye!

Ryukenmaxximus has also re-emerged making 3 new parts of the red jerboa!

Remember, The Ark Times is the only news you need!

Lolbit’s a glitch in the system…….SO PREPARE THE TANKS WHITE DYE IS MINE IF YOU WANNA DO ALPINE WARFARE IN the MOUNTAINS SO BE IT LOLBIT!

-Manticore

So sorry Lamprey! I thought I got everyone, but I always forget someone. I also think I forgot to list Nazgul as a first gen.

~CL1

Lolbit:I own the dye-what?

A soviet nuke gets dropped on Lolbit.

Soyuz Nerushimy!

WE own the dyes comrade

-Manticore

Oh boy... alright, im going to assume you havent read my myths. Fluffles is my pet furry glider, thats the non greek name for a mutated deinonychus.(i have a myth ark called nova that has radiation) also, if in the end, everybody has shadow powers, my brain will explode and and will send out my anger, turn into my uncontrollable form that is capible of destroying literally everything in existence. Long story short, STOP TAKING MY POWERS! YOU ARENT RELATED TO SHADOWS BECAUSE THEY CANT HAVE CHILDREN WITH HUMANS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*dark one apears next to me and slaps me*

(Dark one) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

OWWWWW

-Shadow and dark one

I AM SHADOW'S MESSENGER ROBOT.

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H-h-hello? I n-n-need to warn y-y-you guys. D-d-d-dark one has t-t-t-taken over. My c-c-comunication is about to be cut off, for good. Dark one is teaming up with lolb-b-bit.

#&@^#>×^>×^×<×&@^@<#^#<#^<#_#^#<#_#<#_<#<#<& You guys need to destroy dark one at least. B-b-because this time, i wont be able to e-e-escape. Destroy dark one, it may destroy me, but at least it will get rid of him.

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A-a-a-all y-y-y-you n-n-n-need t-t-t-to d-d-d-do i-i-is-

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《Communication offline》

-shadow's messenger robot

You could probably claim parchment dye if you want, Berrie. Also I saw I wasn’t listed in the second gen fanfictioners. You know I’ve been here since October right, CL1? (I used to go by TCQ because people usually had names like this that stood for the things they were writing. Mine stands for “The Crystal Queen.” Also I forgot to add a P at the end for person.)

-Lamprey

Hey apex if your a god or something now, I want to fight you! Meet me in red dye if you want to test your AND MY strength! You before knew me as Surviver… but now my real name has been revealed in sky dye, as the lords of pyre arrived! So now you may know me as “the light carrier, Elias”, Elias translates to light carrier btw!

-do I really need to but anything here?

So, hjk, if your wondering whats going on, alot happened, I'll try to explain it. So, awhile ago a new person by the name of lolbit came and started taking over the dyes. But she can only do it on holidys, because thats when shes strongest. She made a pizzaria in theri claws, where approximately everybody gets pizza from i believe.(btw lolbit is like a ghost or somthing possessing a animatronic, and the pizzaria is like the fnaf pizzaria, exepc you only die if you stay past 6am.) Then wwt said that we could elect a president, and manticore for some unknown reason declared himself emperor. Then he ordered wwt to kill planarinan, but he didnt know that wwt, planarinan and i are in a cult/group(im calling it cult because thats more fun) that you can join btw. Then we held an election, lava was elected, and im vice president apparently. Oh yeah, then because lolbit couldnt take over the dyes lamprey started to do it for her. Its annoying, lamprey puts stupid fish in your dye, and if you use SHADOW MAGIC TO TURN THEM INTO SERVANTS, THEY THINK YOU KILLED A FISH AND AN ENTIRE HOARD COMES AND TRYS TO KILLL YOU! I know from experience. Im pretty sure you were here when i started my news station. Its now on channel 69(enduro stew). Then we got 2 more people, Berries(if you judge their story i will murder you) and unicat. Berries has a story in jerboa called little jerboa adventures, and unicat has a story in quetz called queen of the sky. Alot happened with me but im sure you dont want to hear about me getting kidnapped 500 times and starting new storys.

-your friendly neighborhood shadow

Ah yes, our lovely friend Dilo grill, definitely not Dilo girl. Nobody is going to get the joke, and I’m gonna confirm it. Only people to get the joke were people from the discord. How do I know the joke? Mobile server.

-Lamprey

ill try to run for president, i have STRONK, STONKS, and BONKS against people like “survivor”

and also socks

-HJK

I dare someone to count how many zeros are in the first chapter of my newest story, Zero, in enforcer

-WhiteWinterTiger