(This post will be filled with jokes you’ll only get if u watched the OG Willy Wonka movie (I.E 1971 version)

Here at Manticore Chocolates your health and safety are our primary concern

(Tiny sloths roll away some big blue things)

Heh heh ignore those.

Alright so I cant invite all fanfictioners. So cast your requests for who wants to go to the factory in white or silver dye and I’ll pick 5. Also don’t mind the sloths they’re just my helpers. You will get to see my candy forest, my three course meal gum* and everything else! Hope to see you there.

*(really fast) Manticore Chocolates is not responsible for abdominal swelling change of skin pigment loss of life limb and or sanity in the factory.

-Manticore