So, hjk, if your wondering whats going on, alot happened, I'll try to explain it. So, awhile ago a new person by the name of lolbit came and started taking over the dyes. But she can only do it on holidys, because thats when shes strongest. She made a pizzaria in theri claws, where approximately everybody gets pizza from i believe.(btw lolbit is like a ghost or somthing possessing a animatronic, and the pizzaria is like the fnaf pizzaria, exepc you only die if you stay past 6am.) Then wwt said that we could elect a president, and manticore for some unknown reason declared himself emperor. Then he ordered wwt to kill planarinan, but he didnt know that wwt, planarinan and i are in a cult/group(im calling it cult because thats more fun) that you can join btw. Then we held an election, lava was elected, and im vice president apparently. Oh yeah, then because lolbit couldnt take over the dyes lamprey started to do it for her. Its annoying, lamprey puts stupid fish in your dye, and if you use SHADOW MAGIC TO TURN THEM INTO SERVANTS, THEY THINK YOU KILLED A FISH AND AN ENTIRE HOARD COMES AND TRYS TO KILLL YOU! I know from experience. Im pretty sure you were here when i started my news station. Its now on channel 69(enduro stew). Then we got 2 more people, Berries(if you judge their story i will murder you) and unicat. Berries has a story in jerboa called little jerboa adventures, and unicat has a story in quetz called queen of the sky. Alot happened with me but im sure you dont want to hear about me getting kidnapped 500 times and starting new storys.

-your friendly neighborhood shadow