The Ark Times

Things have been relatively slow in dododex henceforth the news hasn’t had much to cover. We would like to point out Lolbit’s claim to owning all the dyes, she doesn’t, it’s faker than my claim to emperor! (I didn’t get over that and I never will) I think, personally, we infect Lolbit with a virus messing up all the systems forcing them to shut down.

Home safety tips

Are you nervous for your safety?

A shadow mom:Yes! With the kidnapping of Melody Lolbit going crazy apex becoming a god and manticore probably laying seeds for a revolution-No editorials!-I want to feel safe with my child.

For starters, always have cyanide ready.

Also, own flamethrowers, lots of em.

Are you bored?

Yes!

Well manticore has posted the exciting story Sic Semper Tyrannis! It’s Roman history and nearly 100% accurate! It’s in royalty dye!

Ryukenmaxximus has also re-emerged making 3 new parts of the red jerboa!

Remember, The Ark Times is the only news you need!

Lolbit’s a glitch in the system…….SO PREPARE THE TANKS WHITE DYE IS MINE IF YOU WANNA DO ALPINE WARFARE IN the MOUNTAINS SO BE IT LOLBIT!

-Manticore