*dark one walks in with an army of shadows behind him*

(Dark one) Join us or die. No? Okay, then die.

*guns apear in the shadows hands and the start fireing*

(Dark one)Hahahahahahahahaha

*a black gartener snake slithers towards dark one and bites him*

(Dark one) Ouch! Stupid snake!

*the gartener snake grows into a human*

(Frost) Hello again.

*frost punches dark one in the face*

(Dark one) YOU LITTLE-

*a black mist rolls in behind him and forms into a huge snake*

(Shadow) hello sssstupid

*shadow knocks him off his feet with her tail*

(Shadow) that ssssshould teach you about brainwassshing me.

*shadow morphs into her natural form and tackles dark one*

(Shadow) THIS IS ENDING, NOW!

*shadow pulls out a pocket knife and cuts dark ones arm*

(Dark one) GET OFF OF ME!

*dark one pulls out a knife and they start brawling*

(Frost) i guess this leaves me to deal with the army.

*frost turns to the army*

(Frost) hello boys.

*shadow chucks a sword to frost and she charges the shadows*

(Frost) man, I cant do this without music!

(Shadow) I gotchu fam.

*a black beatbox apears and starts playing fireball*

(Frost) perfect.

*frost cuts 10 of the chokers off of the shadows and they seeningly return to normal*

(Frost) fireball.

*frost dashes around, slashing the chokers off until theres none left*

(Frost) hm, it looks like theres none left, but i have to check. SHEEEEESH!

(Shadow) SHEEEEEESH!

(dark one) SHEEEEEEEESH!

(Random shadow) SHEEEEEEEEEESH!

(frost) HA!

*frost dashes over and cuts the choker off*

(Shadow) nobody can resist the sheesh.

(Dark one) SHUT IT!

*dark one slashes one of shadows eyes*

(Shadow) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*shadow pulls out a bazooka and fires just as the song says fireball*

(Dark one) BRO WHO BRINGS A BAZOOKA TO A KNIFE FIGHT?!!?!

(Shadow) ME, STUPID!

*dark one slashes her other eye*

(Shadow) AAAAAAAAAA I CANT SEE!

*shadow stabs randomly and stabs dark one*

(Shadow) I HIT SOMETHING!

*dark one colapes and disintegrates and the breeze skatters his ashes*

(Frost) You did it! You killed him!

(Shadow) I did? Frost where the heck are you? All I see is black.

*shadow turns towards frost with a massive scar on each of her eyes, her eyes bleeding*

(Frost) OH MY GOSH!

(Shadow) what-

*shadow colapes and stops breathing*

(Frost) NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE!

*frost starts crying as shadows body disintegrates into ashes and the breeze skatters her ashes*

-shadow(nobody revive me, i have a plan for roleplay. Outside of roleplay I will talk and stuff like that, but in roleplay, i ded.)

Lolbit news is in argent saddle

-WWT

lamprey i dont think there is.. and even if there was ark and al my single player dinos r alredy gone and my parent dont listen :(

-berire

If I were to live on an ark map, either genesis 1 or aberration. Aberration would interest me a lot, and genesis 1 I can just run around like an idiot and do whatever I want with nothing stopping me completely.

-Lamprey

*a person dashes in*

"Dark One will attack soon! Run while you can! The only person who can defeat him is shadow and she isnt right in the head, RUN-"

*black mist wraps around them and rips them in half while seemingly laughing*

Ah you fools, you cant escape me.

-dark one

I’ll recommend a game:

Victoria II

A grand strategy game in which seek to unite nations, forge empires, and crush those who dare to stop your enlightened rule. You can play as nations ranging from the Qing Dynasty to the British empire, from Prussia to the Papal States, from Austria to Sweden-Norway (real country) but it’s just called Sweden in game.

You manage finances, crush rebels, other such things.

I’m currently looking to unite Germany.

-Manticore

Hmm, I think I would choose either gen 2 or valguero. I love both of those maps.

-shadow

Anyone wanna play a game of battleship in blue dye? I’ll explain the rules and everything.

-Lamprey

Where is lolbit news?

-Lamprey

For those of you waiting on Allys hope, im sorry i havent been able to post the next chapter, i have to watch some youtube videos for research and then i have to write the chapter, that, takes time. Btw ive also been really busy this week so im trying my best to talk and roleplay with you guys as well as get things done irl.

-WWT

I’ll be better next time as VP. Also I do read Lolbit news to catch up with the enemy.

-Manticore

“Mass Effect: Andromeda is the best game on the face of this earth”

Is this a challenge?!? Hollow knight will always be the best…

In all seriousness though, Mass Effect: Andromeda is probably good, but there’s nothing like that first hollow knight play through. I listened to the void menu theme before writing this, and I can’t get it out my head, which is probably a good thing.

-Lamprey

If you guys don’t read lolbit news, well, YOUR STUPID, for one, I actually started giving USEFUL information, two, I posted something you all will want to see, only to get this role play moving of course, I’m honestly getting bored, and when I get bored, well, I start to accidentally be annoying, and I mean actually annoying

-Lolbit

Planarinan, if you go to one of my youtube vids and send a comment we can work it out.

-shadow

Anyone remember when BloodHound was here? Pepperidge farm remembers. Also on a separate note I can’t join unless the server is on mobile or on PC the 5 pc maps I have are as follows

Island

Scorched

Abb

Extinction

Both Genesises

Ragnarok.

Btw should I do a story about some jerboas and Loki on ragnarok, I kind of wanna but between the genesis which is dying, a pup’s quest which I struggle to find a satisfactory end, juggling a crossover and another potential one, born to fly which might get cancelled before I even do part two, I don’t think I should take on anything else. Should I?

-Manticore

Oh my gosh. I just met the nicest player ever. So someone flew to my base on their crystal wyvern and gave my a shotgun, ammo for it, an AMAZING theri, a cryopod, and some tools. Shout out to tony!

-shadow(still hoping someone will join me)

Sorry, it's not surviver's evil side, it's shadow's.

-Planarian

I found a crossplay pve server for the island on xbox. I think I'll join and record vids on it, so if you want to join me, its:

NA-PVE-CrossplayOfficial-TheIsland839

-shadow

Shadow, I was the first to like your video!

-Planarian

"Hmm, now I think I should attack silver dye."

*nothing happens*

"I SAID, I think I'll attack silver dye."

*nothing happens again*

"Bruh, shadow you still there?"

*nothing happens*

"Hmm, eh, anyways."

*lands in the middle of everybody, nearly crushing the Russian wannabe*

"Greetings, you will die. There is no other option. If you die willingly, then i will give you a quick and painless death."

*swipes tail across the landscape and knocks everybody off of their feet*

"Heh."

*waits and nothing happens*

"SHADOW ARE YOU THERE?!?!??! Bruh, why cant i get a reaction out of you!?!?"

*nothing happens again*

"Fine, I will just kill everybody."

*his eyes turn black and loses all glow to them*

"Did shadow just give up?"

*a black mist rolls in and i walk out of it in my natural form with strands of darkness coming from me*

Im back baby.

No, thats not possible!

Its is because i just did it.

*the black mist surrounds me as I walk towards the stupid stick dragon*

Lets tango.

*stupid stick roars and charges towards me as a black purlovia leaps from the ground and clings to his face*

"Arghhh!"

Hah, thats funny.

*a shadow wyvern flys in and spits acid on his face*

"AAAARGGHHH MY FACE!!!"

hehe.

*he blindly breathes fire on his own tail*

"AAAAAH STUPID ACID!"

*the acid heals and hes not hurt at all*

Woooooow you have to heal? Does little baby need a bandade?

"AAAH IM GOING TO KILLL YOU!!!"

how can you kill me if you dont have claws?

*i snap and his claws disappear*

"MY CLAWS!"

or teeth?

*i snap and his teeth melt*

"MY TEEF!"

OR FIRE?

*i snap*

"NOOOOOO"

*everything grows back*

QUIT BEING SO STUBORN!

*50 radiation-mutated dimorphadons fly in and rip apart his flesh*

"GET OFF OF ME AAAAAH"

*he breathes fire and all of the dimorphadons fly away*

Oh come on. Oh, i know!

*i consentrate for a second and a black portal opens and a venom symbiote launchs out and attachs to stupid stick*

"Ah, perfect host. Strong on the outside, weak in the brain department. Thank you shadow."

Your welcome. Just make sure he doesnt get loose.

"Will do, youd better give me those gigas, im starving."

Coming right up.

*3 gigas walk in and stupid stick devours them*

"Perfect, i will leave now, goodbye!"

*stupid stick walks away with the venom sybiote attached*

*i turn to all of the other fanfictioners*

Is everybody okay-

*I faint out of tiredness*

*wakes up in tan dye*

Im home?

*i walk around the rubble that used to be tan dye*

Oh this is not acceptable.

*darkness surrounds tan dye, and with a flash of light it returns to what it was*

Perfect.

*sees melody*

Melody!

"Mom!"

*we hug eachother*

Its good to be home. Now I need to make some repairs.

*darkness covers all of the dyes and with a flash it returns to the glory it once was*

There, now if im correct, it is thanksgiving, election day. You know what, Im going to run.

-shadow