(Me)GUY'S I GOT RID OF ULTARI!!

(Ultari)YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF ME YOU JUST DUCKTAPED ME TO A CHAIR

(Me)SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THIS*Nari walks in and sees Ultari ducktaped to a chair and me doing da floss*

(Nari)BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Ultari)please shut up

(Me and Nari)never hehehehehe

-Hollydragon

Since im alive again after dying for the second time, its time to get to vice presi stuff. We need some volenteers to figure out who lolbits owner is, any recruits go to orange dye. Also, apex hasnt been involved in the roleplay much, so im transfering the military leader rank to manticore. Now, manticore, dont abuse your powers, you are just in charge of the armys, alright? Also, some shadow roleplay is going to happen in firework flare gun skin. Im going to challenge my stupid aunt to a battle for the throne. Wish me luck!

-your blind vice president shadow

Ok really! Who is Manticore? Why does Lolbit hate them?! What’s all this about an Emperor and assassinations and tyranny and whatnot!

-Snow Owl

I have a game to recommend aswell. Slime rancher. Its a fun but relaxing game about farming slimes and solving puzzles. Okay, enough about that, should I make a series about MY lore like lolbit did? Because in my head I have a TON of lore about my character. Im into lore dont judge.

-shadow

LYNX’S, RORINS, RENEGADES, AND ALLYS BATTLE AGAINST THE DESERT TITAN HAS FINALLY BEEN POSTED!

Now for the ice titan…

SO MUCH WORK 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-WhiteWinterTiger

Well Bob was REALLY into the Soviet Union. He was also obsessed with WW2.

~CL1

I’m proud to announce that the forest is back! Go check it out in the gigantipithicus section

-Harpocrates

*frost stands up from crying*

I will avenge you...shadow.....

*she morphs onto a hawk and flys of to theri claws and spots ??? Trying to join lolbit*

Never again.

*frost dives and grabs ??? By the throat and flys off with inhuman strenth*

How is it that you want to die?

*without answering ??? pulls a whistle out of his pocket and blows an earbreaking whistle*

Argh!

*frost drops ??? And clutchs her ears*

Aaaargh!

*she swoops down, about to grab him, when he blows a whistle again and everything infront of him starts morphing and contorting*

What are you doing!

*where it was once contorting what looked like a cut through reality apears*

What-

*frost stares in shock as Shadow walks out*

(???) Ah, good to see you came, do you swear to not hurt me?

(Shadow) on the greek gods.

(???) Good.

(Shadow) I DONT BELIEVE IN THE GREEK GODS!

*the pure anger thats usually hiden by the happy look thats always forced in shadows eyes, shines through the happy mask and her eyes glow a deep red*

(Shadow) you made a big mistake buddy.

*shadow splits into three versions of herself, all diferent colors. One is blue, standing for sadness, this is the strongest because thats the emotion shadow feels every day of her life. One is yellow, standing for happiness, this is the weakest one. And one is a deep red, this is the second strongest, and it stands for anger.*

(All three versions of shadow) TIME TO DIE!

*all three of them tackle ??? And attack him*

*sadness and happiness back off while anger starts riping ??? Limb to limb*

(Sadness) okay anger, thats enough, i think hes dead.

*all of the emotions stand side by side and they fuse back together into shadow*

(Shadow) oh come on!

What?

(Shadow) I STILL CANT SEE!!

*they both laugh*

(Shadow) but seriously, i still cant see.

Oh boy. Welp, can you atleast walk without walking off of a cliff?

(Shadow) probably not, but i have a better idea, where are you?

*frost faces shadow towards her and shadow melts into frosts shadow*

Okay, your making me do the walking for you. I see.

*as soon as frost said "I see" shadow leaves the shadow, slaps frost, and returns to shadow form*

Sorry.

-frost and shadow(IM BACK BABYYYYYYYY)

I'm gonna start putting teasers for rejects in my recent messages I'll send in this dye..

Catch you in the overworld ;)

-HJK

Nevermind the bet, I’m currently facing off against manticore in a game of battleship in blue dye, go watch the epic battle!

-Lamprey

Sorry, meant the meme channel is on energy brew, i was looking at calen soup as an option but went with energy brew.

-meme shadow

If you would like to submit ideas/concerns for any of my stories, go to the front desk at mindwipe tonic :)

-HJK

*dark one walks in with an army of shadows behind him*

(Dark one) Join us or die. No? Okay, then die.

*guns apear in the shadows hands and the start fireing*

(Dark one)Hahahahahahahahaha

*a black gartener snake slithers towards dark one and bites him*

(Dark one) Ouch! Stupid snake!

*the gartener snake grows into a human*

(Frost) Hello again.

*frost punches dark one in the face*

(Dark one) YOU LITTLE-

*a black mist rolls in behind him and forms into a huge snake*

(Shadow) hello sssstupid

*shadow knocks him off his feet with her tail*

(Shadow) that ssssshould teach you about brainwassshing me.

*shadow morphs into her natural form and tackles dark one*

(Shadow) THIS IS ENDING, NOW!

*shadow pulls out a pocket knife and cuts dark ones arm*

(Dark one) GET OFF OF ME!

*dark one pulls out a knife and they start brawling*

(Frost) i guess this leaves me to deal with the army.

*frost turns to the army*

(Frost) hello boys.

*shadow chucks a sword to frost and she charges the shadows*

(Frost) man, I cant do this without music!

(Shadow) I gotchu fam.

*a black beatbox apears and starts playing fireball*

(Frost) perfect.

*frost cuts 10 of the chokers off of the shadows and they seeningly return to normal*

(Frost) fireball.

*frost dashes around, slashing the chokers off until theres none left*

(Frost) hm, it looks like theres none left, but i have to check. SHEEEEESH!

(Shadow) SHEEEEEESH!

(dark one) SHEEEEEEEESH!

(Random shadow) SHEEEEEEEEEESH!

(frost) HA!

*frost dashes over and cuts the choker off*

(Shadow) nobody can resist the sheesh.

(Dark one) SHUT IT!

*dark one slashes one of shadows eyes*

(Shadow) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*shadow pulls out a bazooka and fires just as the song says fireball*

(Dark one) BRO WHO BRINGS A BAZOOKA TO A KNIFE FIGHT?!!?!

(Shadow) ME, STUPID!

*dark one slashes her other eye*

(Shadow) AAAAAAAAAA I CANT SEE!

*shadow stabs randomly and stabs dark one*

(Shadow) I HIT SOMETHING!

*dark one colapes and disintegrates and the breeze skatters his ashes*

(Frost) You did it! You killed him!

(Shadow) I did? Frost where the heck are you? All I see is black.

*shadow turns towards frost with a massive scar on each of her eyes, her eyes bleeding*

(Frost) OH MY GOSH!

(Shadow) what-

*shadow colapes and stops breathing*

(Frost) NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE!

*frost starts crying as shadows body disintegrates into ashes and the breeze skatters her ashes*

-shadow(nobody revive me, i have a plan for roleplay. Outside of roleplay I will talk and stuff like that, but in roleplay, i ded.)

Lolbit news is in argent saddle

-WWT

lamprey i dont think there is.. and even if there was ark and al my single player dinos r alredy gone and my parent dont listen :(

-berire

If I were to live on an ark map, either genesis 1 or aberration. Aberration would interest me a lot, and genesis 1 I can just run around like an idiot and do whatever I want with nothing stopping me completely.

-Lamprey

*a person dashes in*

"Dark One will attack soon! Run while you can! The only person who can defeat him is shadow and she isnt right in the head, RUN-"

*black mist wraps around them and rips them in half while seemingly laughing*

Ah you fools, you cant escape me.

-dark one

I’ll recommend a game:

Victoria II

A grand strategy game in which seek to unite nations, forge empires, and crush those who dare to stop your enlightened rule. You can play as nations ranging from the Qing Dynasty to the British empire, from Prussia to the Papal States, from Austria to Sweden-Norway (real country) but it’s just called Sweden in game.

You manage finances, crush rebels, other such things.

I’m currently looking to unite Germany.

-Manticore

Hmm, I think I would choose either gen 2 or valguero. I love both of those maps.

-shadow

Anyone wanna play a game of battleship in blue dye? I’ll explain the rules and everything.

-Lamprey