"Hmm, now I think I should attack silver dye."

*nothing happens*

"I SAID, I think I'll attack silver dye."

*nothing happens again*

"Bruh, shadow you still there?"

*nothing happens*

"Hmm, eh, anyways."

*lands in the middle of everybody, nearly crushing the Russian wannabe*

"Greetings, you will die. There is no other option. If you die willingly, then i will give you a quick and painless death."

*swipes tail across the landscape and knocks everybody off of their feet*

"Heh."

*waits and nothing happens*

"SHADOW ARE YOU THERE?!?!??! Bruh, why cant i get a reaction out of you!?!?"

*nothing happens again*

"Fine, I will just kill everybody."

*his eyes turn black and loses all glow to them*

"Did shadow just give up?"

*a black mist rolls in and i walk out of it in my natural form with strands of darkness coming from me*

Im back baby.

No, thats not possible!

Its is because i just did it.

*the black mist surrounds me as I walk towards the stupid stick dragon*

Lets tango.

*stupid stick roars and charges towards me as a black purlovia leaps from the ground and clings to his face*

"Arghhh!"

Hah, thats funny.

*a shadow wyvern flys in and spits acid on his face*

"AAAARGGHHH MY FACE!!!"

hehe.

*he blindly breathes fire on his own tail*

"AAAAAH STUPID ACID!"

*the acid heals and hes not hurt at all*

Woooooow you have to heal? Does little baby need a bandade?

"AAAH IM GOING TO KILLL YOU!!!"

how can you kill me if you dont have claws?

*i snap and his claws disappear*

"MY CLAWS!"

or teeth?

*i snap and his teeth melt*

"MY TEEF!"

OR FIRE?

*i snap*

"NOOOOOO"

*everything grows back*

QUIT BEING SO STUBORN!

*50 radiation-mutated dimorphadons fly in and rip apart his flesh*

"GET OFF OF ME AAAAAH"

*he breathes fire and all of the dimorphadons fly away*

Oh come on. Oh, i know!

*i consentrate for a second and a black portal opens and a venom symbiote launchs out and attachs to stupid stick*

"Ah, perfect host. Strong on the outside, weak in the brain department. Thank you shadow."

Your welcome. Just make sure he doesnt get loose.

"Will do, youd better give me those gigas, im starving."

Coming right up.

*3 gigas walk in and stupid stick devours them*

"Perfect, i will leave now, goodbye!"

*stupid stick walks away with the venom sybiote attached*

*i turn to all of the other fanfictioners*

Is everybody okay-

*I faint out of tiredness*

*wakes up in tan dye*

Im home?

*i walk around the rubble that used to be tan dye*

Oh this is not acceptable.

*darkness surrounds tan dye, and with a flash of light it returns to what it was*

Perfect.

*sees melody*

Melody!

"Mom!"

*we hug eachother*

Its good to be home. Now I need to make some repairs.

*darkness covers all of the dyes and with a flash it returns to the glory it once was*

There, now if im correct, it is thanksgiving, election day. You know what, Im going to run.

-shadow