Where is lolbit news?

-Lamprey

For those of you waiting on Allys hope, im sorry i havent been able to post the next chapter, i have to watch some youtube videos for research and then i have to write the chapter, that, takes time. Btw ive also been really busy this week so im trying my best to talk and roleplay with you guys as well as get things done irl.

-WWT

I’ll be better next time as VP. Also I do read Lolbit news to catch up with the enemy.

-Manticore

“Mass Effect: Andromeda is the best game on the face of this earth”

Is this a challenge?!? Hollow knight will always be the best…

In all seriousness though, Mass Effect: Andromeda is probably good, but there’s nothing like that first hollow knight play through. I listened to the void menu theme before writing this, and I can’t get it out my head, which is probably a good thing.

-Lamprey

If you guys don’t read lolbit news, well, YOUR STUPID, for one, I actually started giving USEFUL information, two, I posted something you all will want to see, only to get this role play moving of course, I’m honestly getting bored, and when I get bored, well, I start to accidentally be annoying, and I mean actually annoying

-Lolbit

Planarinan, if you go to one of my youtube vids and send a comment we can work it out.

-shadow

Anyone remember when BloodHound was here? Pepperidge farm remembers. Also on a separate note I can’t join unless the server is on mobile or on PC the 5 pc maps I have are as follows

Island

Scorched

Abb

Extinction

Both Genesises

Ragnarok.

Btw should I do a story about some jerboas and Loki on ragnarok, I kind of wanna but between the genesis which is dying, a pup’s quest which I struggle to find a satisfactory end, juggling a crossover and another potential one, born to fly which might get cancelled before I even do part two, I don’t think I should take on anything else. Should I?

-Manticore

Oh my gosh. I just met the nicest player ever. So someone flew to my base on their crystal wyvern and gave my a shotgun, ammo for it, an AMAZING theri, a cryopod, and some tools. Shout out to tony!

-shadow(still hoping someone will join me)

Sorry, it's not surviver's evil side, it's shadow's.

-Planarian

I found a crossplay pve server for the island on xbox. I think I'll join and record vids on it, so if you want to join me, its:

NA-PVE-CrossplayOfficial-TheIsland839

-shadow

Shadow, I was the first to like your video!

-Planarian

"Hmm, now I think I should attack silver dye."

*nothing happens*

"I SAID, I think I'll attack silver dye."

*nothing happens again*

"Bruh, shadow you still there?"

*nothing happens*

"Hmm, eh, anyways."

*lands in the middle of everybody, nearly crushing the Russian wannabe*

"Greetings, you will die. There is no other option. If you die willingly, then i will give you a quick and painless death."

*swipes tail across the landscape and knocks everybody off of their feet*

"Heh."

*waits and nothing happens*

"SHADOW ARE YOU THERE?!?!??! Bruh, why cant i get a reaction out of you!?!?"

*nothing happens again*

"Fine, I will just kill everybody."

*his eyes turn black and loses all glow to them*

"Did shadow just give up?"

*a black mist rolls in and i walk out of it in my natural form with strands of darkness coming from me*

Im back baby.

No, thats not possible!

Its is because i just did it.

*the black mist surrounds me as I walk towards the stupid stick dragon*

Lets tango.

*stupid stick roars and charges towards me as a black purlovia leaps from the ground and clings to his face*

"Arghhh!"

Hah, thats funny.

*a shadow wyvern flys in and spits acid on his face*

"AAAARGGHHH MY FACE!!!"

hehe.

*he blindly breathes fire on his own tail*

"AAAAAH STUPID ACID!"

*the acid heals and hes not hurt at all*

Woooooow you have to heal? Does little baby need a bandade?

"AAAH IM GOING TO KILLL YOU!!!"

how can you kill me if you dont have claws?

*i snap and his claws disappear*

"MY CLAWS!"

or teeth?

*i snap and his teeth melt*

"MY TEEF!"

OR FIRE?

*i snap*

"NOOOOOO"

*everything grows back*

QUIT BEING SO STUBORN!

*50 radiation-mutated dimorphadons fly in and rip apart his flesh*

"GET OFF OF ME AAAAAH"

*he breathes fire and all of the dimorphadons fly away*

Oh come on. Oh, i know!

*i consentrate for a second and a black portal opens and a venom symbiote launchs out and attachs to stupid stick*

"Ah, perfect host. Strong on the outside, weak in the brain department. Thank you shadow."

Your welcome. Just make sure he doesnt get loose.

"Will do, youd better give me those gigas, im starving."

Coming right up.

*3 gigas walk in and stupid stick devours them*

"Perfect, i will leave now, goodbye!"

*stupid stick walks away with the venom sybiote attached*

*i turn to all of the other fanfictioners*

Is everybody okay-

*I faint out of tiredness*

*wakes up in tan dye*

Im home?

*i walk around the rubble that used to be tan dye*

Oh this is not acceptable.

*darkness surrounds tan dye, and with a flash of light it returns to what it was*

Perfect.

*sees melody*

Melody!

"Mom!"

*we hug eachother*

Its good to be home. Now I need to make some repairs.

*darkness covers all of the dyes and with a flash it returns to the glory it once was*

There, now if im correct, it is thanksgiving, election day. You know what, Im going to run.

-shadow

I don’t think shadow will be gone forever… but you can be temporal vice manticore-lava

https://youtu.be/HUshkftDV98

Its a link to my channel if you cant find it.

-shadow

HEY hey you...*I say with smirk on my face*I escaped my cage/mind BUT she's after me (Ultari)WHERE ARE YOU" yea so that's happening (Ultari) I know...HOLLY SAY WHAT" I'm ammune to that *I whisper to you*(we're in the bushes btw) I wanted to say to all the new fanfictoners (Ultari)Frick that didn't work" >:( that don't know what creature I am, I am a wolfdragon, I am the last of my species, (I'm adopted) I got most of my powers from the labs (including my shadow powers) where they...experimented on me,(Ultari)WHERE ARE YYYOOOOUUUUU" I wish she would SHUT UP...(Ultari)HA FOUND YOU" *I get pulled out the bushes we were hiding in as I'm screaming bloody murder* OH GOD HELP MEEEEE AAAHHHHHHHHH

HollyDragon/Ultari

It’s funny, there are only two people who can kill me...ITS A SHAME YOU DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Lolbit

I’m insane

Wait, wwt you cant join an ark server?!?!??! NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooOo!!!! I was hoping in the new server we could be tribemates but if you cant join.... are you sure you cant join an ark server????

-a shadow who wants to play ark with wwt because why not

Hey guys I posted a part of Sic Semper Tyrannis, Caesar’s already dead, should I continue and talk about what happened after Caesar’s death? Or should I just let it end?

-Manticore

GUYS! I NEED HELP! EVERYTIME I TRY TO GO TO RESCOURCES DODODEX CRASHES 😭

-WhiteWinterTiger

Lava, your term ends next thanksgiving unless your empeached

-WhiteWinterTiger