The Ark Times

Yes! After slow news we decided to air a new broadcast!

For starters, shadow so wisely made me minister of defense (or MoD if you’re lazy) so I order a draft to defend from Lolbit.

Wanna buy some nice Gummy Lamprey’s? Buy them at www.lolbitisamaniac.com (side effects include but are not limited to:Candy being so sticky it shuts your mouth closed)

Also it appears that Shadow’s aunt is dead, I don’t care, I’m not a shadow.

Historical facts! (I’m doing these Bc I’m bored)

Columbus was not the first person to discover North America, it was actually a Viking called Leif Erikson

The Holy Roman Empire lasted 1000 years and given that it was an absolute mess that’s a surprise!

The tiny Baltic nation I’m sure none of you have heard called Latvia was once called Courland and it had an empire.

Poland and Lithuania were once the same country called the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth and despite being a whole half of the commonwealth Lithuanians were seen as second class to Poles. Also Courland was a vassal of Poland-Lithuania

-Manticore

Oh, i just read the end of the broadcast, nope, its not fenrir wolf..... i hope.

-shadow

I've literally never said anything in here, I don't think, so uh, hi. I'm spirit, you an find me in Parchment dye. I kinda just stick around there.

-SpiritBird8960/Spi

MY FLOSS DANCING AROUND A DUCKTAPED ULTARI HAS TO COME TO A STOP TO ANSWER A QUESTION

Shadow, Ultari is another one of my forms a LOT stonger than my full form, she's like Dark one but not as stupid and stronger, also if she feels pain I feel the same level of pain, but there is something called a dragonleaf plant you can make into a drink and if you drink it you can't feel the pain it's only temporary though there you go Shadow that's who Ultari is

-Hollydragon

You know what, this is the only section where my nes doesnt get disliked like nuts, so guess what?

<SN>

BREAKING NEWS

Shadow has died once again, but this time has no ghost! Also the shadows in tan dye have started a shadow scout buissness selling cookies!

The So-Called PeaceMaker?

The "peace maker" has done many non peace things. Including: destroying lampreys entire siege army, destroying my dome control center, and killing a bunch of skeletons in white dye. Will the so-called peacemaker finally make peace?

Lolbit's Owner?

I believe i have figured out who lolbit is scared of, but her owner is still unknown.

Chaos?

Survivor turned lolbit into a fox, lamprey into a leech, manticore into a regular human, and disintegrated me and dark one. Lolbit changed back into her regular form, lamprey claims to have already been a leech, manticore claims that he is impervious to all magic, and dark one simply just possessed another animatronic because hes already dead. The one it did the most harm to was me. I got mad, possessed one of manticores soldiers and killed his entire army, then these stupid scp soldiers caught me, thinking im an scp, trapped me there, while i was there i got controled by and scp, then i got freed. Oh yeah, then i fell off of the cliff i was trying to throw survivor off of. Yaaay. Also, just fyi, next time any shadows see survivor, they can and will attack them. Because you dont kill the shadow queen and get away with it. And only i can order them to stop, and im dead, so good luck with that :D

Shadow Facts

Shadows are very fast and hard workers.

-news reporter shadow(it was the actual shadow that went through all of the scp stuff, not me)

Shadow I’ve been reading the Pride, are they oviraptors? Because they said cub so I’m not sure. Also why are there three stories about the same characters?

-Manticore

Did you know we almost went to war with the British Empire because some guy shot a f*cking pig. And we decided the best person to decide who owned the disputed island, upon which the pig was shot, was Germany, who probably didn’t care.

-Manticore

QUICK, SOMEBODY MAKE A LIST OF ALL OF THE ACTIVE FANFICTIONERS EXEPT THE ONES LOLBIT NAMED IN EP 3 OF DISCOVERING LOLBIT! Thats an order(i think im allowed to do that, idk)

-vice president shadow

Question holly dragon, whos ultari? Also, if you didnt know, im blind.

-your one and only blind shadow

Manticore,

I personally believe that if your not enjoying writing then you need a break, that’s why there was a month in between when Harpocrates made a second season of tales from the arks and when both of us made a second season for the scar of the stories. The month really helped and whenever we got ideas we talked and wrought them down, by the end of the month we where happy to start writing again. Also this story shaped your character on dododex so it has sentimental value, I personally enjoy it and think that if you need a break we understand

-The Dino

Hello Manticore. It really has.... I have been dealing with.... Family issues.... Other than that I have been playing a game called the isle legacy. I'm planning on writing a story in Voidwyrm.

Lord BloodHound

Honestly lolbit, nobody is guessing, so I dont think we are going to get anywhere without a hint.

-shadow

(Me)GUY'S I GOT RID OF ULTARI!!

(Ultari)YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF ME YOU JUST DUCKTAPED ME TO A CHAIR

(Me)SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THIS*Nari walks in and sees Ultari ducktaped to a chair and me doing da floss*

(Nari)BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Ultari)please shut up

(Me and Nari)never hehehehehe

-Hollydragon

Since im alive again after dying for the second time, its time to get to vice presi stuff. We need some volenteers to figure out who lolbits owner is, any recruits go to orange dye. Also, apex hasnt been involved in the roleplay much, so im transfering the military leader rank to manticore. Now, manticore, dont abuse your powers, you are just in charge of the armys, alright? Also, some shadow roleplay is going to happen in firework flare gun skin. Im going to challenge my stupid aunt to a battle for the throne. Wish me luck!

-your blind vice president shadow

Ok really! Who is Manticore? Why does Lolbit hate them?! What’s all this about an Emperor and assassinations and tyranny and whatnot!

-Snow Owl

I have a game to recommend aswell. Slime rancher. Its a fun but relaxing game about farming slimes and solving puzzles. Okay, enough about that, should I make a series about MY lore like lolbit did? Because in my head I have a TON of lore about my character. Im into lore dont judge.

-shadow

LYNX’S, RORINS, RENEGADES, AND ALLYS BATTLE AGAINST THE DESERT TITAN HAS FINALLY BEEN POSTED!

Now for the ice titan…

SO MUCH WORK 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-WhiteWinterTiger

Well Bob was REALLY into the Soviet Union. He was also obsessed with WW2.

~CL1

I’m proud to announce that the forest is back! Go check it out in the gigantipithicus section

-Harpocrates

*frost stands up from crying*

I will avenge you...shadow.....

*she morphs onto a hawk and flys of to theri claws and spots ??? Trying to join lolbit*

Never again.

*frost dives and grabs ??? By the throat and flys off with inhuman strenth*

How is it that you want to die?

*without answering ??? pulls a whistle out of his pocket and blows an earbreaking whistle*

Argh!

*frost drops ??? And clutchs her ears*

Aaaargh!

*she swoops down, about to grab him, when he blows a whistle again and everything infront of him starts morphing and contorting*

What are you doing!

*where it was once contorting what looked like a cut through reality apears*

What-

*frost stares in shock as Shadow walks out*

(???) Ah, good to see you came, do you swear to not hurt me?

(Shadow) on the greek gods.

(???) Good.

(Shadow) I DONT BELIEVE IN THE GREEK GODS!

*the pure anger thats usually hiden by the happy look thats always forced in shadows eyes, shines through the happy mask and her eyes glow a deep red*

(Shadow) you made a big mistake buddy.

*shadow splits into three versions of herself, all diferent colors. One is blue, standing for sadness, this is the strongest because thats the emotion shadow feels every day of her life. One is yellow, standing for happiness, this is the weakest one. And one is a deep red, this is the second strongest, and it stands for anger.*

(All three versions of shadow) TIME TO DIE!

*all three of them tackle ??? And attack him*

*sadness and happiness back off while anger starts riping ??? Limb to limb*

(Sadness) okay anger, thats enough, i think hes dead.

*all of the emotions stand side by side and they fuse back together into shadow*

(Shadow) oh come on!

What?

(Shadow) I STILL CANT SEE!!

*they both laugh*

(Shadow) but seriously, i still cant see.

Oh boy. Welp, can you atleast walk without walking off of a cliff?

(Shadow) probably not, but i have a better idea, where are you?

*frost faces shadow towards her and shadow melts into frosts shadow*

Okay, your making me do the walking for you. I see.

*as soon as frost said "I see" shadow leaves the shadow, slaps frost, and returns to shadow form*

Sorry.

-frost and shadow(IM BACK BABYYYYYYYY)