Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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*dark one walks in with an army of shadows behind him*
(Dark one) Join us or die. No? Okay, then die.
*guns apear in the shadows hands and the start fireing*
(Dark one)Hahahahahahahahaha
*a black gartener snake slithers towards dark one and bites him*
(Dark one) Ouch! Stupid snake!
*the gartener snake grows into a human*
(Frost) Hello again.
*frost punches dark one in the face*
(Dark one) YOU LITTLE-
*a black mist rolls in behind him and forms into a huge snake*
(Shadow) hello sssstupid
*shadow knocks him off his feet with her tail*
(Shadow) that ssssshould teach you about brainwassshing me.
*shadow morphs into her natural form and tackles dark one*
(Shadow) THIS IS ENDING, NOW!
*shadow pulls out a pocket knife and cuts dark ones arm*
(Dark one) GET OFF OF ME!
*dark one pulls out a knife and they start brawling*
(Frost) i guess this leaves me to deal with the army.
*frost turns to the army*
(Frost) hello boys.
*shadow chucks a sword to frost and she charges the shadows*
(Frost) man, I cant do this without music!
(Shadow) I gotchu fam.
*a black beatbox apears and starts playing fireball*
(Frost) perfect.
*frost cuts 10 of the chokers off of the shadows and they seeningly return to normal*
(Frost) fireball.
*frost dashes around, slashing the chokers off until theres none left*
(Frost) hm, it looks like theres none left, but i have to check. SHEEEEESH!
(Shadow) SHEEEEEESH!
(dark one) SHEEEEEEEESH!
(Random shadow) SHEEEEEEEEEESH!
(frost) HA!
*frost dashes over and cuts the choker off*
(Shadow) nobody can resist the sheesh.
(Dark one) SHUT IT!
*dark one slashes one of shadows eyes*
(Shadow) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*shadow pulls out a bazooka and fires just as the song says fireball*
(Dark one) BRO WHO BRINGS A BAZOOKA TO A KNIFE FIGHT?!!?!
(Shadow) ME, STUPID!
*dark one slashes her other eye*
(Shadow) AAAAAAAAAA I CANT SEE!
*shadow stabs randomly and stabs dark one*
(Shadow) I HIT SOMETHING!
*dark one colapes and disintegrates and the breeze skatters his ashes*
(Frost) You did it! You killed him!
(Shadow) I did? Frost where the heck are you? All I see is black.
*shadow turns towards frost with a massive scar on each of her eyes, her eyes bleeding*
(Frost) OH MY GOSH!
(Shadow) what-
*shadow colapes and stops breathing*
(Frost) NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE!
*frost starts crying as shadows body disintegrates into ashes and the breeze skatters her ashes*
-shadow(nobody revive me, i have a plan for roleplay. Outside of roleplay I will talk and stuff like that, but in roleplay, i ded.)