Dan has spoken in element ore!

-WWT

Yeahhhh, my discord is up but I’m not gonna advertise it. I would really recommend u don’t do the same, Apex has active lawnmowers.

-Manticore

Thanks for the shout out survivor! Although i was excited for the "do you you have nobody to play ark with?" Ad.

-shadow

Fenrir is my favorite note mythology creature!-lava

(This probably autocorrected but I don’t care)

Hold on, is the forbiden water noodle seasnake?

-shadow

If you wanna find a place where you can sit back and ignore all the war and death.. you can go to megalosaurus saddle

Free rooms If your not a murderer

-HJK

It's free real estate.

Hey Guys because I’m an absolute idiot with new regard to the fact I shouldn’t be taking on anymore stories what about a story of the fanfictioners? It’ll start from when I declared myself emperor and so forth. Just wanted opinions

-Manticore

I wonder if someone’s gonna find a way to use my worst fear against me…meh, I just want someone to guess who my owner is and only two people know and Lamprey can’t just guess one or two people at a time and survivor says he not gonna guess until I stop taking over the dyes but that’s stupid because if he guesses right then he’ll know how to get rid of me

-Lolbit

The Ark Times

Yes! After slow news we decided to air a new broadcast!

For starters, shadow so wisely made me minister of defense (or MoD if you’re lazy) so I order a draft to defend from Lolbit.

Wanna buy some nice Gummy Lamprey’s? Buy them at www.lolbitisamaniac.com (side effects include but are not limited to:Candy being so sticky it shuts your mouth closed)

Also it appears that Shadow’s aunt is dead, I don’t care, I’m not a shadow.

Historical facts! (I’m doing these Bc I’m bored)

Columbus was not the first person to discover North America, it was actually a Viking called Leif Erikson

The Holy Roman Empire lasted 1000 years and given that it was an absolute mess that’s a surprise!

The tiny Baltic nation I’m sure none of you have heard called Latvia was once called Courland and it had an empire.

Poland and Lithuania were once the same country called the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth and despite being a whole half of the commonwealth Lithuanians were seen as second class to Poles. Also Courland was a vassal of Poland-Lithuania

-Manticore

Oh, i just read the end of the broadcast, nope, its not fenrir wolf..... i hope.

-shadow

I've literally never said anything in here, I don't think, so uh, hi. I'm spirit, you an find me in Parchment dye. I kinda just stick around there.

-SpiritBird8960/Spi

MY FLOSS DANCING AROUND A DUCKTAPED ULTARI HAS TO COME TO A STOP TO ANSWER A QUESTION

Shadow, Ultari is another one of my forms a LOT stonger than my full form, she's like Dark one but not as stupid and stronger, also if she feels pain I feel the same level of pain, but there is something called a dragonleaf plant you can make into a drink and if you drink it you can't feel the pain it's only temporary though there you go Shadow that's who Ultari is

-Hollydragon

You know what, this is the only section where my nes doesnt get disliked like nuts, so guess what?

<SN>

BREAKING NEWS

Shadow has died once again, but this time has no ghost! Also the shadows in tan dye have started a shadow scout buissness selling cookies!

The So-Called PeaceMaker?

The "peace maker" has done many non peace things. Including: destroying lampreys entire siege army, destroying my dome control center, and killing a bunch of skeletons in white dye. Will the so-called peacemaker finally make peace?

Lolbit's Owner?

I believe i have figured out who lolbit is scared of, but her owner is still unknown.

Chaos?

Survivor turned lolbit into a fox, lamprey into a leech, manticore into a regular human, and disintegrated me and dark one. Lolbit changed back into her regular form, lamprey claims to have already been a leech, manticore claims that he is impervious to all magic, and dark one simply just possessed another animatronic because hes already dead. The one it did the most harm to was me. I got mad, possessed one of manticores soldiers and killed his entire army, then these stupid scp soldiers caught me, thinking im an scp, trapped me there, while i was there i got controled by and scp, then i got freed. Oh yeah, then i fell off of the cliff i was trying to throw survivor off of. Yaaay. Also, just fyi, next time any shadows see survivor, they can and will attack them. Because you dont kill the shadow queen and get away with it. And only i can order them to stop, and im dead, so good luck with that :D

Shadow Facts

Shadows are very fast and hard workers.

-news reporter shadow(it was the actual shadow that went through all of the scp stuff, not me)

Shadow I’ve been reading the Pride, are they oviraptors? Because they said cub so I’m not sure. Also why are there three stories about the same characters?

-Manticore

Did you know we almost went to war with the British Empire because some guy shot a f*cking pig. And we decided the best person to decide who owned the disputed island, upon which the pig was shot, was Germany, who probably didn’t care.

-Manticore

QUICK, SOMEBODY MAKE A LIST OF ALL OF THE ACTIVE FANFICTIONERS EXEPT THE ONES LOLBIT NAMED IN EP 3 OF DISCOVERING LOLBIT! Thats an order(i think im allowed to do that, idk)

-vice president shadow

Question holly dragon, whos ultari? Also, if you didnt know, im blind.

-your one and only blind shadow

Manticore,

I personally believe that if your not enjoying writing then you need a break, that’s why there was a month in between when Harpocrates made a second season of tales from the arks and when both of us made a second season for the scar of the stories. The month really helped and whenever we got ideas we talked and wrought them down, by the end of the month we where happy to start writing again. Also this story shaped your character on dododex so it has sentimental value, I personally enjoy it and think that if you need a break we understand

-The Dino

Hello Manticore. It really has.... I have been dealing with.... Family issues.... Other than that I have been playing a game called the isle legacy. I'm planning on writing a story in Voidwyrm.

Lord BloodHound

Honestly lolbit, nobody is guessing, so I dont think we are going to get anywhere without a hint.

-shadow