The Ark Times

Yes! After slow news we decided to air a new broadcast!

For starters, shadow so wisely made me minister of defense (or MoD if you’re lazy) so I order a draft to defend from Lolbit.

Wanna buy some nice Gummy Lamprey’s? Buy them at www.lolbitisamaniac.com (side effects include but are not limited to:Candy being so sticky it shuts your mouth closed)

Also it appears that Shadow’s aunt is dead, I don’t care, I’m not a shadow.

Historical facts! (I’m doing these Bc I’m bored)

Columbus was not the first person to discover North America, it was actually a Viking called Leif Erikson

The Holy Roman Empire lasted 1000 years and given that it was an absolute mess that’s a surprise!

The tiny Baltic nation I’m sure none of you have heard called Latvia was once called Courland and it had an empire.

Poland and Lithuania were once the same country called the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth and despite being a whole half of the commonwealth Lithuanians were seen as second class to Poles. Also Courland was a vassal of Poland-Lithuania

-Manticore