You know, I don’t have to change my name for Christmas because my name literally has the word WINTER in it, I didn’t change my name for Halloween,

1. Because it would have been confusing

2. Because I was fairly new

3. I technically did change it but you guys wouldnt know

-WhiteWinterTiger

Why would people ship fan fictioners? People know really nothing about us... Where are they shipping us?

-CloudJumper and Spine-

DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE ELECTION DATES I POSTED, THEY ARENT ACCURATE ANYMORE BECAUSE THE ELCTION HAD TO BE POSTPONED

-WhiteWinterTiger

1.Why is there shipping can we please not turn into the non socially acceptable kind of fanfictioners

2. I think for elections there are initial votes to narrow it down to two people then whoever wins that becomes president

3. Welcome Dino

Have a great day everyone! -Harpocrates

Apex, just a quick question, what are you? Most of us are some crazy made up creature or something so I was just wondering

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hello -The Dino

I'll run for president, but shouldnt there only be 2 contestants?

-shadow

Hi i am demonwolf, i will write my first story on Direwolf.

-Demonwolf

I’ve claimed blue dye as my castle, and nine of you can do anything about it! Also, I don’t plan on hurting anyone, just let the giant sea creatures do whatever they want, unless they attack you. If they are attacking you and you didn’t provoke them, you can kill said creature.

-Lamprey, who is becoming ruler of the dyes

I miss swamp guy is he still here? Why did he leave? He is the whole reason I got into fanfictioning (also sea snakes stories but mainly swamp). -lava

Aww. Well, gl red dragon.

(also the main ogs are Seasnake, DTG, Bob, Big Blue Spider and Swamp Guy)

Also, you guys are amazing! I miss the OG fanfictioners but all of you new ones are so talented as well. Keep up the good work!

-Seasnake

ARK NEWS (EVERY WEDNESDAY AND TUESDAY)

we haven’t heard from apex in a while, so we say: case closed!

anonymous, nobody knows who IT is, nobody wants to know, but.. hopefully we will find out soon.. we don't have enough evidence, so who really is IT?

(AD:) DODO FLAKES AT A DEAL FOR ONLY 6.99$, remember their AWWWWW- SOME!

(AD:) a dododex story, that started it all, is coming back on the weekend!.. the righteous.. returns, with another season, on october 17..

scientists proved that listening to crow will make you stupi-

LIES!.. LIIIEEESSS.

*CUT*

-NEWS HJK

I WILL CATCH EVERY SHADOW-

...

you heard noth-

I WILL F*** YOU UP-

CROW STFU..

=(

jeez..

anyways what i was going to say was-

IM COMING FOR YOU-

-Crow/HJK

blood, all my different stories start on

ravager

bloodstalker

shadowmane

drone

megalosaurus

snail

sarco

so enjoy it!

-HJK

Hey Lamprey,

1:Rockwell is from Britain

2:Mei Yin is from the yellow turban rebellion (about 2000 years before Rockwell was even born) so you’re right

3:The actual story is long and complicated so……

ARKS HISTORY FOR DUMMIES DOPES AND DODOS

We, as a species, found element! It’s cool! Oh wait it’s killing us. Yeah we screwed up señor. Let’s make these big domes in space that simulate the world to train people to fight the big lizard, tree, snow man, and flying manta ray. Surely no one would take over these domes (that’s called foreshadowing) and surely no one will die. So the world sucks, oh these are Proto arks. Yeah leave them here they’re failed experiments. Sure it’ll give a challenge and a home while they’re running away from the robots and whatever other unspeakable unimaginable horrors we Frankensteined into existence. Oh sure make a VR version of the domes for the kids who are addicted to their new fangled gadgets. And make a space ship because we wanna find a new planet and take it over (RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES). Yeah no one is gonna take these over and infect them.

If u need another summed up history for dummies dopes and dodos just ask and I’ll do it

-Manticore

any one have ideas for righteous aberration?.. ive linda abandoned it, its on reaper btw.

-HJK

Hey bob. If you like her because of her looks she’s probably some “I’m too good for u” spoiled brat. Like for personality. Like for the inside not the out.

Skronkmonster

(Ps skronkmonsters aren’t always Cupids but this ones a lifeguard trying to save your bob neck!)

Hello I’m an unofficial amateur writer not part of snail

And I just wanted to say hi my name im using is OMEGA09

If u want to see my short stories they are in cosmo thanks for reading don’t say anything is too short that’s a problem I have

So yeah

OMEGA09

I’m still here. Just not writing anything ark related. Bye everyone have a great day! -Harpocrates

Its been quite a while since I’ve last checked here. How is everyone doing?

-Lamprey