2:Mei Yin is from the yellow turban rebellion (about 2000 years before Rockwell was even born) so you’re right
3:The actual story is long and complicated so……
ARKS HISTORY FOR DUMMIES DOPES AND DODOS
We, as a species, found element! It’s cool! Oh wait it’s killing us. Yeah we screwed up señor. Let’s make these big domes in space that simulate the world to train people to fight the big lizard, tree, snow man, and flying manta ray. Surely no one would take over these domes (that’s called foreshadowing) and surely no one will die. So the world sucks, oh these are Proto arks. Yeah leave them here they’re failed experiments. Sure it’ll give a challenge and a home while they’re running away from the robots and whatever other unspeakable unimaginable horrors we Frankensteined into existence. Oh sure make a VR version of the domes for the kids who are addicted to their new fangled gadgets. And make a space ship because we wanna find a new planet and take it over (RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES). Yeah no one is gonna take these over and infect them.
If u need another summed up history for dummies dopes and dodos just ask and I’ll do it
SN is now every monday, thursday, and friday even though im writing this on a sunday. Also, this news station might not be 100% accurate because of the tip delay.
News on Apex
At the time of writing this there have been no new reports on Apex, but he is still out there. A couple of days ago i asked if he was still burning down tacobells and orphanages and he simply replied yes.
News on HJK/CROW
Again no new reports on hjk/crow at the time of writing this, but im sure they are still looking for me so they can capture me. Though they do have an imposter in amargasaurus.
AD: Do you have an idea for a hybrid, but you dont know how to write it? Well in cyan dye, anonymous/cloudjumper is taking ideas for creature logs, he even wrote one about me!
AD: Do you want an idea for a halloween costume? Well heres a few! A karen, and have a friend dress up as a manager, a pterodon and if you want bring a friend so you can screech and chase them, inflatable cheeseburger, Joe Biden and have a friend as kamala haris. Check us out next time for hopfuly more costumes!
News on Stupid Ghost
You mightve heard, but if you havnt, im basically fully possessed, 95% of me has been possessed, only leaving me, news reporter shadow, and somtimes i can sneak a tip out. If you really want to know more about his backstory, i wrote it as a myth(sort of) in jug bug while he was pointing a gun at my essence. Im probably going to regret saying this, but the essence of a shadow is sort of like a soul. If you destroy the essence, you destroy the shadow. But if your a shadow catcher you can capture the essence and put it in a sealed container, for instance, a glass jar *flashback* anyways, if you capture the essence of a shadow, it will do what ever it takes for you to release it, even if possessed. Totally not a hint to save me btw😉. There totally wont be more of these hints.(stupid ghost is trying to listen, ok hes gone, these hints will help if he 100% takes me over, only do it if im 100% possessed ok? Please dont abandon me ok? Please...)
Well Shadow I have something to tell you umm you and your siblings aren't the only living shadows hehehe uuhh I don't know how to say this but my family is full of shadows my granny my father anyway yea-GhostDragon out
YES, FINALLY I HAVE GAINED CONTROL OF HER, SHE IS MINE NOW, I WILL IMPRISON THE WORLD! AND ONCE IVE IMPRISONED THE WORLD, I WILL CONSUME HER ESSENCE, AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!