As someone whose lived through DTG vs Dilo Girl and DTG vs P. Metallica, can I just say:

Let's not do this again :)

~CL1

I’m not missing, I’m still here.

-Apex

The Ark Times

Alright then, it appears that the election will be happening. Will the former emperor run? Yes. Will he win? Maybe, he appears to be trying to turn over a new leaf.

Missing story writer reports

Several story writers have disappeared without a trace. If you find them please let the wider public know

Here is a list

Ryukenmaxximus

Apex(?)

Bloodhound

DTG

The guy who wrote wolf tales (he never signed his stories)

It also appears that some of the old imperial institutions (The secret police, and the court to name a few) are still active, the court officially dissolved the day before Lolbit’s trial was meant to take place.

Shadow’s baby, Melody, was apparently sent to the god Nergal as part of an old decree that the emperor issued, the secret police had no knowledge of the fact he stepped down. Whatever, missing babies are important I guess, it’s also worth mentioning that Nergal lives in a ziggurat in the underworld, but no one knows where the entrance to the underworld actually is. Some say it’s in the Zagros mountains, others say it’s between the Tigris and Euphrates, no one knows for sure. So shadow is gonna have quite a job.

Now that the emperor stepped down there is no central figure to rally around. There is also word of terrorists funded by Lolbit threatening to storm the elections and enact a coup de tat. A Coup De Tat is not a Coup De Grace to this political instability.

News on Lamprey, basically nothing. We haven’t found anything noteworthy about him.

News on the terrorists. They’ve also threatened to kidnap shadow again. Of course.

Is anything else going on? Nah. Well, perhaps we should take a look at the events that lead to this instability.

Let’s start at when Manticore first joined the fanfictioner community, his first story, the genesis (still going) gained traction. Next, Lamprey ultimately sent the message that would decide dododexian history for at least 2-3 months. He alerted manticore to the presence of fanfictioners in silver dye. Manticore joined, he made 4 stories (1 is still going in its present form, one has been rebranded, and 2 were cancelled because he was lazy) and ultimately made a name for himself. One could make a not so silly argument that WWT caused Manticore to become emperor.

WWT brought up the president idea so Manticore decided to become emperor for power. He later stepped down, due to no common figure to rally around (like him or not) there is now political instability. And that’s how the golden age of fanfictioning went to the dogs

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-Manticore

How long does a president’s term last?

-Manticore

You know, I don’t have to change my name for Christmas because my name literally has the word WINTER in it, I didn’t change my name for Halloween,

1. Because it would have been confusing

2. Because I was fairly new

3. I technically did change it but you guys wouldnt know

-WhiteWinterTiger

Why would people ship fan fictioners? People know really nothing about us... Where are they shipping us?

-CloudJumper and Spine-

DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE ELECTION DATES I POSTED, THEY ARENT ACCURATE ANYMORE BECAUSE THE ELCTION HAD TO BE POSTPONED

-WhiteWinterTiger

1.Why is there shipping can we please not turn into the non socially acceptable kind of fanfictioners

2. I think for elections there are initial votes to narrow it down to two people then whoever wins that becomes president

3. Welcome Dino

Have a great day everyone! -Harpocrates

Apex, just a quick question, what are you? Most of us are some crazy made up creature or something so I was just wondering

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hello -The Dino

I'll run for president, but shouldnt there only be 2 contestants?

-shadow

Hi i am demonwolf, i will write my first story on Direwolf.

-Demonwolf

I’ve claimed blue dye as my castle, and nine of you can do anything about it! Also, I don’t plan on hurting anyone, just let the giant sea creatures do whatever they want, unless they attack you. If they are attacking you and you didn’t provoke them, you can kill said creature.

-Lamprey, who is becoming ruler of the dyes

I miss swamp guy is he still here? Why did he leave? He is the whole reason I got into fanfictioning (also sea snakes stories but mainly swamp). -lava

Aww. Well, gl red dragon.

(also the main ogs are Seasnake, DTG, Bob, Big Blue Spider and Swamp Guy)

Also, you guys are amazing! I miss the OG fanfictioners but all of you new ones are so talented as well. Keep up the good work!

-Seasnake

ARK NEWS (EVERY WEDNESDAY AND TUESDAY)

we haven’t heard from apex in a while, so we say: case closed!

anonymous, nobody knows who IT is, nobody wants to know, but.. hopefully we will find out soon.. we don't have enough evidence, so who really is IT?

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(AD:) a dododex story, that started it all, is coming back on the weekend!.. the righteous.. returns, with another season, on october 17..

scientists proved that listening to crow will make you stupi-

LIES!.. LIIIEEESSS.

*CUT*

-NEWS HJK

I WILL CATCH EVERY SHADOW-

...

you heard noth-

I WILL F*** YOU UP-

CROW STFU..

=(

jeez..

anyways what i was going to say was-

IM COMING FOR YOU-

-Crow/HJK

Hey everyone, I’m kind of new around here. I just started my first fanfiction called The Allo Tooth Necklace. (In the Allo Section) Any tips on making fanfiction is welcome!

-Red Dragon

I’m really sorry, but for reasons that will most likely remain unknown to you, I can not join the discord, sorry. I would appreciate it if any stories you planned on only being on the discord could be written on dododex. I would appreciate it.

APP

Ummm, seasnake, are you going to write a new story? Your stories are my favourites, and I’d like to see more from you. Also, please can you help me, I’m running out of ideas, and anyone’s welcome to give me ideas. Read what I’ve done on underworld in ravager and king of Dragons in wyvern to understand what’s recently been happening recently in the Domination series (my new name for the series).

APP