It's me, our elegant spood, velvet floof of arachnid poof, Poecilotheria metallica, here to acknowledge some things:

Charades/troll/whoever is a pained, parasitic excuse for an undead clotpole. I cannot word the many minor inconviences I'd wish on them given the power.

Bob, Bob, who I thought was a one of us:

Ok... Ok... I've listened to enough toccata & fugue in D minor and Souls like boss music to give you a slightly calm response:

Shut it.

Get off your high steed, extricate your cranium from your posterior excretorial vent, put down the thesaurus, wipe off Count Dooku's signature look of superiority.

Any other way to say "stop acting like a superior clot" just stop gatekeeping like an absolute bloody molehill. Maybe you think you're so deeply better, but the only reason this community died is YOU deserted it to discord, YOU and your hopefully-less-pernicious colleague DTG (send my regards.)

Goodbye

I don’t think any dyes are available, so ima write here for now.

Never alone

Prologue.

I stifled back a scream of horror as I watched the last survivor I knew ripped into shreds. I ran, ran despite the soreness filling my muscles, ran despite the screams, ran despite the burning in my lungs. I had to run. I had to escape this monster. I crashed into one of the extremely strong TEK doors. “No no no no…” I had been a fool. The base locked down the first day the creature intruded our base. I looked around frantically, for something, anything, that would help. I locked my eyes on a walkie talkie. The screams had stopped a long time ago. The loud, hungry panting was new. “Anyone, help. I’m locked in base 17 with a monster I need backup! I REPEAT I NEED-!” I felt cold claws wrap around my shoulder. I screamed into the device as the claws ripped into my side. The world started to fade away as I lost blood. That was when I saw it’s face. It whispered into my ear before I lost the world forever. “You knew you never could have beat me, Amelia.” I gasped in horror. It wasn’t a monster. It was HIM. A single tear burned down my cheek before everything faded to black. I snapped my eyes open. I wouldn’t let this happen. I tried to tear from the bonds that were holding me back, resisting death. It snapped. I breathed in, but couldn’t feel the cold air of the base. I looked down. I gasped and covered my mouth. I nearly vomited. But I couldn’t. I was a specter. A ghost. I watched my body being torn apart by what was once my best friend. I slowly turned around and cried harder than I had in my entire life. And harder than I would in my undead state.

ALL HAIL DODOS

ALL HAIL DODOS

ALL HAIL DODOS

DON’T KNOW IF IM ALLOWED TO DO IT BUT IMA DO IT ANYWAY

(Insane sleep deprived laughter) YAYYYYYY

-Inferi

DILO TALES

Specifically tales from lava the dilo

On rag I was in a tribe fairly new with only two gigas and we were breeding some spinos for the day when our tribe took down the alpha tribe with help from the air tribe and the hidden tribe. We were the only people except from the air tribe that knew about the hidden tribe. Once our spinos finished breeding I got off. Later I got back on and leveled the spinos when my tribemate says the alpha tribe is invading us. The alpha tribe knew we were working with the air tribe so they brought ballistas on the backs of titanosaur and wyverns to. They broke into our base when from over the horizon 30 wyverns 20 argues and 12 pteranodon fly over the hill alongside some quetzals. Our gigas soon died and the only big enough tames to take on the alpha tribe was 12 spinos and 8 rexes. Everyone’s soldiers were dwindling and I was running through the base (the base was huge) shooting smaller tames like tons of arthros and allow. And rexes to. I had a ascendant shotgun so we were taking them down when our side only had 6 spinos 7 rexes and 3 quetzals 12 wyverns. We were surrounded when suddenly 8 rexes 12 spinos at least 50 deinonychus and 1 giga from the hidden tribe came to out aid. We shredded through the alpha tribe as they didn’t know about what tribe they were dealing with. Then the hidden tribes leader comes in with tames even we didn’t know they had. There were 2 titanosaur 10 wyverns 11 gigas and on the titanosaurs were even more deinonychus and quetzals. I’m pretty sure there was even the chiefs favorite Rex there to. I was on a wyvern flying around when I dropped on a titano with 1 ally. We exploded the door and killed everyone inside including the rider. The titanosaur was bloody so we ran to our wyverns and flew back on another one. We fought through them when the titano died. Infact almost every single tame in this fight was dead. We were all on the ground and almost every player was dead except for 10 gigs on our side and about 20 on the other side. That’s when out of nowhere (yes there are lots of out of nowhere's) a bunch of c4 dodos fell from the sky and killed 5 of the enemies troops. That’s when I realized there was only one way we would win this. I threw the cryopod to the floor and luckily there was no sickness. It was my favorite and strongest spino, spike. I rode in and fought a giga (this is a mutated and imprinted spino so yes very strong and also high level) I killed it and many other soldiers. Then it was just me the leader of the air tribe and the leader of the hidden tribe. The air tribe was riding their strongest wyvern. The hidden tribe was riding their strongest giga and the enemy tribe was riding their titanosaur. It was just us and their leader. The leader of that tribe was a fool and one of my tribe mates literally just sniped him off his titanosaur. We killed the rest of their tames and stole their stuff.

12 ark days later we had rebuilt our bases and made a bigger army then last time when someone told me the old alpha tribe was rebuilding. You can guess what happened. I kidnapped them all and shoved them into a raft with metal walls and 2 guards. The guards would give them three cooked fish meat a day and a half filled waterskin. Then they would tell the prisoners to get in their cage and if they didn’t then we would knock them out and drag them in the cage. Some days we would take them into a jail at herbivore island where they got to be reminded that they lost the war

I have started my story in sinomacrops and it’s gonna be really good (I will release at least chapter 1 and 2 today)-lava

I’m gonna write the story I said I would write eventually-lava

I remember DTG I never really got to talk to him… just a little when I wasn’t playing ark with lamprey and swamp guy and once dilo girl.-lava

Yeahhhhh, you don’t eat animal cr*p, ok, I think you feed off the sweat from your armpits seeing as no one, not even the money hungry McDonald’s would feed the slime rat faced, rhinoceros @ssed, elephantine, dull, vexatious, vapid, puss ball that you are. Now Wolfgang, this little game bores me, now shut up.

-Manticore

Thank you guys so much 🥹 WWT I will most DEFINITELY be friends 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Druid 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😁

Uhh sorry guys, I just noticed that someone posted a comment saying “please don’t be rude, otherwise… well you know what might happen to Sus” or something like that using my tag?! I can’t believe I just noticed it. Someone impersonated me, sorry!

-Inferi

Hey...

1. Druid, no one hates you (as far as I can tell). While I haven't been impersonated those who did aren't hated (except for you SuS/Random Person/Remco/Overseer). You are welcome here.

2. Manticore, I did write a story, I'm not saying where bc it sux and I'm gonna rewrite it

3. BUN BUN LIVES

-DX

Bun Bun: *Happy bun bun noises*

EXCUSE ME MANTICORE?! THERE WILL BE NO MOURNING FOR ME AS I. AM. STILL. HERE.

Get your lists right

-WhiteWinterTiger

I still exist, I occasionally check here. I am not very active here mainly because the community isn’t very active, and there’s also other things to do.

-Lamprey

I’m still here.

-Apex.

Wow Druid, that’s harsh

From your favorite tiger who really doesn’t care if you’re mean to lava,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Hey! Who did that?! I would never say that about lava! WHO MIMICKED ME!?!

DRUID. 😡🥺

Dude. A little bit far overseer.

*yeets a nuke at Dubai*

Done, and done! Now who’s up for a day at the bar, ey?

Anyone remember the red pike? I had this idea where…

The end of red pike (fanfiction) (Tyrana pov)

“Tyrana had woken up in a whole new world with giant beasts like never before seen. She amassed another army this time she was gonna take her enemies down. She had made a giant base and the blood samples she had fro the ghidorasaurus and wrecker were used to try making a hybrid between the two yet that would mean it would have a wild side due to ghidorasaurus. When it had finally finished being made she had waged war on the others. Then she invaded their base. While she ravaged them goliath finally started holding their infantry so she had sent wredorasaurus (not confirmed name) then she saw nerva try to escape. She had caught up to him to fight when it turned out to be a trap. A bunch of people came out of dunes in the grass. Her spinosaurs had came in destroying the rival forces. She finnaly got to fight nerva and won when nerva had pulled a grenade and said “if I’m going down your going down with me”. The end.

Wredorasaurus pov tomorrow or later

Inferni that is actually lucky, people who impersonate me are like

“Hewo I hat cats beep beep ~~LaVa

I have actually seen someone say that before-lava