*i form into my human form(thats what im calling my natural form) and search the fanfictioners. I scream in frustration, and then melt back into a shadow and dart from shadow to shadow over to maewing saddle*

-shadow

Is anybody else joining the xbox server? Because if not then im going to stop waiting and start actually working on a base on val. The only reason i havent done it already is im trying to keep some building so anybody who joins can easily find it. If your joining, comment on one of my vids and ill see if i can get you in the tribe.

-shadow

A guess, hmmmm, the animal mascot is, jerboa? Or is it IRL.

-Manticore

Guys seriously, who is Manticore? Why do Lolbit and her allies hate him? Why is shadow telling him/her not to abuse their power.

-Snow Owl

Everyone! In our war against Lolbit shadow possessed one of my soldiers! Can you believe it? And since she’s been taken to an SCP facility, might I take up the title of Vice President?

-Manticore

lets make this the most disliked thing on dod0dex

bruh

-HJK

Lol, someone pretended to be me, it was very stupid, they didnt even do it how i would have!

-Lolbit

Hey, does anybody know where the chapters of seasnakes The Last Hope are? I found up to chapter 3 in dragon section, scrolled all the way to the bottem but i couldnt find any more. Also, is there a series after draconis tales? Im into long stories that have a long sequel(i know i spelt it wrong). Any suggestions for long stories?

-shadow

As Minister of Defense (MoD) I demand everyone fortify the dyes until Lolbit leaves

-Manticore

Also due to dynastic politics I am technically a Roman Emperor. I’ll give you insight into my day to day life

Me:I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor,

I overspend and overtax and overthrow my treasurer,

I marry family members from my cousin to my stepsister,

I’m always right, I’m never wrong, just ask this neutral senator

Senator: Th-That is correct.

Me:Through sound investigation by Praetorian Inquisitors,

My mother and my brother were revealed to be conspirators,

But mother dear’s no longer here, this bust helps me remember her

I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor

Jk, jk.

Although, if you know about Nero or Caligula or any myriad of emperors this isn’t a very farfetched thing to imagine one of them doing now is it?

-Manticore

Discovering Lolbit

Ep 2

“Welcome back to Discovering Lolbit! I’m your host, Lolbit, so let’s dive in!

Okay, first off, I have two birthdays, my owners birthday, and the day I separated from my owner, my birthday is close to another holiday so I’m extra powerful. So, you may be wondering how to get rid of me, well for starters, I’m only sharing this info so I can get on with my dang role play. To get rid of me, or come close, you’d have to do a sayonce, you might be wondering why not an exscorsism. An exscorsism wouldn’t work because those are for RELEASING demons, but what you want is to give me back to my owner, sayonces are for inviting demons into your body, or in this case, me. You’d need to find my owner, set up the regular sayonce Star with a circle around it, and then trap me in the center with my owner some how. Once I’m in the center with my owner you must recite a chant to “encourage me” to go into my owners body, or, just piss me off, it’s worked before! Once I’m in my owners body they will become extremely powerful, more than they already are, more powerful than shadow, and your probably wondering why, so I’m going to tell you. By now my owner has regenerated the traits and emotions I stole along with the ability to develop my own power, so putting me in my owners body would make them even more powerful, with only a few side effects. So, I previously mentioned side affects, well, putting me in my owners body would make them more powerful, but, um, it might also give them split personality’s, but that’s nothing to worry about, probably. Anyway, once my animatronic suit collapses to the ground you’ll know I’m in my owners body, careful, I can’t tell you everything.

Sorry to cut this one shorter than the other, I try to use each episode to explain one thing, in this case, getting rid of me.

-Lolbit”

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

-Manticore

Another song -by HJK

Rare..

Rarely seen..

The rare flower contains more you can see..

It's mysteries

Follow a lie.. and a truth

Of the overworld

We ain't flipped over now I know

The rare flower.. contains all the secrets you need..

I like hints ;)

-HJK

(?) I thought you where going to tell them so I could finally be rid of you!

(Lolbit) NO! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

(?) YOU SIAD IT YOURSELF, YOU WANT TO GET ON WITH THE ROLEPLAY

(Lolbit) YEAH BUT JUST TELLING THEM WOULDNT BE ANY FUN AND ID GIVE THEM A RIDDLE SO THEY COULD FIGURE IT OUT BUT IM TERRIBLE AT RIDDLES

(?) FINE!

(Lolbit) FINE!

-Lolbit

ARK NEWS

Hello welcome back to ark news today HJK has his writing skill back and is making all the rejects episodes!

You can find them in brown dye!

Well.. you'll have a nice time reading them cuz I added EXTRA GORE yayyyy!

I love blood and guts ;)

AhEm-

Crow.. roll the ads

(AD): do you want an amazing deal.. well all the D0DO DEX action figures are on sale for 65% off with taxes.. I love taxes

PAY YOUR TAXES

Also the rarites of the characters are

(So sorry if I forget some people)

Common:

Lamprey with rare fish blood prop

Shadow with ultra rare melody

Nergal

Manticore

Rare:

Bloodhound with variant lord bloodhound!

Spiritbird

Harpocrates

Crow

Ultra rare:

Lava, with president variant

Apex with murderer variant

Dark one

survivor with golden variant

EXCLUSIVE:

HJK with golden variant

LOLBIT with golden variant(I only Did this so LOLBIT won't murder me in my sleep)

Planarian with copper variant

BERRIE with silver variant

Anyways

I'm VERY sorry if missed your character.. please notify me in mind wipe :)

Most of the news was an ad!

-HJK

*Starts laughing maniacally*

You think ropes can bind me!? Well then………it appears I must show my true form.

*a Rockwell Prime looking thing shows up*

Admit it! You like it!

I’m impervious to every kind of attack. *grabs Lolbit and dangles them by the foot with a tentacle*

-Manticore

Manticore im not sure if you can join. Its a crossplay xbox server, so i have no idea.

-shadow

So ive seen people recommend games. Ive been playing ark latly! Its a good game. Thats all i have to say about it.

-shadow

Im eastern us planarinan. My name in it is quite literally shadow.

-shadow

Ok that’s enough play time

(Bounces all of the dyes back in place)

Now I will go see why everyone is trying to destroy the dyes, survivor and WWT stop destroying the dyes and lolbit I’m coming for you-lava

This is literally like the first time “people arguing over what server it will be on” simple mobile, so that’s what we should do and my reason for that is you can get that game easily without paying -lava