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Also due to dynastic politics I am technically a Roman Emperor. I’ll give you insight into my day to day life

Me:I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor,

I overspend and overtax and overthrow my treasurer,

I marry family members from my cousin to my stepsister,

I’m always right, I’m never wrong, just ask this neutral senator

Senator: Th-That is correct.

Me:Through sound investigation by Praetorian Inquisitors,

My mother and my brother were revealed to be conspirators,

But mother dear’s no longer here, this bust helps me remember her

I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor

Jk, jk.

Although, if you know about Nero or Caligula or any myriad of emperors this isn’t a very farfetched thing to imagine one of them doing now is it?

-Manticore

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