WWT Lolbit has a plan to kill you! My draft as VP still stands everyone must fight.

-Manticore

WWT why do we have to do it next thanksgiving? Most of us will probably forget about it next thanksgiving, I’m gonna be in 7th grade then I guarantee you I’ll have more pressing matters.

-Manticore

[rebooting system] [audio volume ||||| max]

This i$ my la$t me$s@ge to y•u &l1! My lif3 h@$ com3 to @n end! Thrax is on hi$ w@y!

Good luck, my friends!

[connection terminated]

... FOREVER!!!

~sincerely, Survivor!

Ok look how about we just have an election? If we wait for NEXT thanksgiving we don’t have any leaders for like a year. So how about we hold an election on Saturday.

-Manticore

If anyone has questions about the server, you can comment it on my vids. Its easier than waiting a day for an answer.

-shadow

*takes deep breath*

Its needs to happen. I hope this will save lives.

*I melt into shadow mist and float over to lolbits army*

Okay, now i just need to destroy them.

*the mist mutates and forms into a gigantiaío fídi*

Now to desstroy them.

*I swallow half of the shadow animatronics*

Yesss, now for the other half.

*i knock the other half into a wall, shattering them*

Perfect, now to-

"What are you doing here?"

*i turn around and see dark one*

Long time no see stupid one.

"Im not going to kill you."

Oh no, i was so worried!

"Im going to do something much worse."

*i form back into a human and walk towards him*

What do you think YOU can do?

"This."

*he grabs me by the throat and puts a glowing red metal choker around my neck and i start screaming in pain louder than ever before*

"Ha, now i can convert you to our side."

*he drags me into the pizzeria*

*theres silence for 45 minutes before he walks out with me by his side with the choker still on*

My lord, do you have any orders?

"Nothing now peasant. But i do have something i want to show you."

Yes, my lord?

*he leads me to a shadow animatronic*

"Walk up to it and put your hand on its head."

Yes, my lord.

*i put my hand on its head and I disappear and the animatronic's eyes come to life and it roars in pain and runs into the pizzeria*

H-h-h-hello my lord.

"Perfect, I must alert lolbit about this."

Yes, my lord.

-shadow

Okay, WE ARE NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN, we did it for thw first time thiz year so it was a bit weird, next election is NEXT Thanksgiving.

-WWT

Alright, so since apparently nobodys incharge of the election, i guess I'll take over, whos running? Lava are you running for a second term?

-shadow

Yeah, shadow, if my mom found out I was doing this, well, I’d probably be grounded for, like, ever. I, am not stupid enough to share personal information, but my mom doesn’t trust me, even though I’m much more responsible than my older sibling, I might be able to sneak onto the Xbox server for a little bit though...

-WhiteWinterTiger

Lava, I do not have a boss, I AM MY BOSS, it’s someone else I fear...only he knows...how to destroy me, but yet he doesn’t. Anyway, the third pizzeria, well, for once I’m not going to be sarcastic, there is literally no possible way you could know it, unless you where one of my friends from like five years ago that I don’t even have contact with anymore, but then again, you would have to also know who I am irl, but, YOU DONT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Lolbit

Just so you guys know, I’m in the dragon realm right now, I also changed my appearance with magic so um, yeah, I only come out to post things

-WhiteWinterTiger

Btw will ally ever learn to fly? Bc I’m looking for something to feed my pet dragon…..with three heads.

-Manticore

Also as vice Lolbit is banned from dododexia forever and anyone criticizing me or lava will have two big soviet skeleton soldiers at their door for……..reasons.

-Manticore

Also as vice I declare that sky dye is a warzone so no one is allowed to go there unless for diplomacy or to check up on the chaos there.

-Manticore

I notice I am temporary vice. As I am temporary vice I order all dododexian citizens to take up arms against Lolbit. Anyone who likes Lolbit or dodges the draft will be killed-dealt with.

-Manticore

Lolbit I need you to listen up. I’m no fool, if anything you are. Way more people don’t want you here to conquer us. That’s MY job. Go back to your crusty roach infested dirty health code violating pizzeria. Oh, and by the way. I have Italian ancestry and I bet my dad makes better pizza than you because HE DOESN’T USE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA!!!!

-Manticore

My birthday is coming up! By the way, after this comes out, I will try to get onnthe ark server, so if you want an invite to the tribe, go over to the hq around then.

-shadow(i jusy want SOMEBODY to play ark with me)

IT SEEMS I MISREAD THE SENTENCE. Ignore what I said about the dismount trick.

-Lamprey

Real quick, I was just wondering wether or not anyone remembers the prophecy I made and what it said, because you could have missed something odd. So, the prophecy I made had a part that said “one born to fly in an age of extinction” so I must have meant Ally, right? Well, here’s where I’m gonna confuse you, I didn’t think anyone payed enough attention to the prophecy to see that it said, the one born to FLY, Ally can’t fly lol.

I’m surprised no one questioned me about that part

-WhiteWinterTiger

I found a server, and we should try it. It’s mobile btw.

RexFlex (PVE-100)-boosted stats

Also it’s on medium difficulty. Discord is needed to trade, and a few other things (admin just said Discord for exclusive stuff, not required to play) so yeah. If I see you on and I’m on, I’ll make a tribe or something.

-Lamprey