OMG IS TARTED A STORY IN KARKINOS AND THEN EVERYONE GOES THERE! I AN FREAKING MAD!-lava

SN(i know its a monday but this news thing will be short.)

AD:make sure you check out HJKs news thing, its very good! Though because of the tip delay, dont expect it to 100% accurate, cut them some slack!

Important News

HJK is feeling left out and sad! Give them some words of incouragement! Plus check out their storys, they are very good!

Thats all for today, see you thursday, byee!

-shadow

Ayo, hjk has been super nice to me why would i be his imposter, thats definitely not returning the farvor, plus i dont want people to hate me

-shadow

*furious breathing*

Guys i think hjks imposter might be back. Either that or hjk said i hate pickle jucie and i love pickle jucies. I swear i got rid of the imposter but thats fine, i'll just do it again. YOU READY TO FEEL PAIN AGAIN IMPOSTER?

FOR HJK SO THEY DONT FEEL SAD!!!!!!

-a shadow that feels guilty about hjk being sad

Nooooo hjk! Your an amazing person who writes amazing storys! When I first started you gave me support! Your storys inspired me! If you want to take a break thats fine, but just please know that your an amazing person!

-a shadow that doesnt want hjk to leave :(

Hey WhiteWinterTiger wanna do a collab with one of our stories?

Maybe the Genesis or A pup’s quest. Like Rorin gets auctioned off or something by Hans and the rest

-Nergal

Look it’s ALWAYS FUNNY when someone is hurt if they are of your friend. One time I laughed so hard about a kid that tried doing a backflip but he failed and faceplanted in the dirt.-lava

So, Nazgûl said that his mom put an app that scans stuff to make sure it’s safe, and when he tries to post here it says it’s restricted. I think his parents might be a little overprotective, but he said he wasn’t trustworthy before so he probably needs to build up that trust again before that. I don’t think he can post if it’s because of the app that does it.

-Lamprey

hey...hey guys umm so GhostDragon doesn't know that I'm wrighting this um my name is Nari and um oh no she's taking control back so I got to hurry basically I'm a ghost and you know Shadows ghost yea I'm not like him i HATE him actually he's dumb also I'm reason that GhostDragon has been in all those labs OH NO I just spilled da beans,Ghost's gonna kill me killed by my own twin sis YES MY TWIN I've been with her ever since I found her turns out we were born on the same day ALSOO before you say anything YES YOU CAN BE BORN AS A GHOST YOUR TALKING TO ONE but its very rar-AAAhHhH NNNAAAARRRRRIIIIIi YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE HHHEEELLLPPP SHUT UP -GhostDragon and Nari(52 labs to be exact)

Also I forgot to mention that the name of the story will be “Voidborne.”

-Lamprey

Shabadabado, wobble wobble, EHHHHHHHHHH, bloop bleep, WHAT THE FREAK,I SEE ALL THESE STUPID PEEPS,LET GO ALL AROUND, CROW IS JUST REALLY ROUND, I LIKE TO BURN DOWN HOUSES, AND I LIKE TO KILL MOUSES, THEY SAY THESE ARE THE GOLDEN YEARS, WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TEARS, wow I’m actually good at rhyming, AND I LIKE SLIMING, I THINK LAVA IS THE BEST, CAUSE HE IS BY FAR THE COOLEST. -HJK/CROW

I SUMMON THEE BARRY THE BARYONYX THE DEFENDER OF FOREST DYE!-lava

SWAMP?! YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY

(Next up on lamprey news)

Lava’s head just exploded from excitement… killing a few hundred…thousand people-lava

I’m the way the ad was listed it’s from most likely doll to kill you to least. Most likely apex then lava -lava

Hey Guys, I plan to do another auction scene in my story so if any of u want a reference (like:For the pup Snowball let’s start at 5 million dollars 10 million from WhiteWinterTiger 15 from Lamprey) let me know

In 5 days I’ll see who wanted a reference

-Nergal

I LOVE TO DRINK PICKLE JUICE YUM YUM

-Hjk/crow

Lavas crazy sociopathic story

(Goes to random persons house)

Hmm

(Child playing video games)

Parents don’t seem to be here

(Shows child on tv with camera)

Child: WHY AM I ON THE TV.

Child:(looks outside and sees parents dead bodies.)

Child:uh oh

(I infiltrate house through vents.)

Hello.

Child: WHO ARE YOU?!

do you see me?

(Loud screams then silence)

Lava walks out of the house like nothing happened.

NEXT HOUSE!

(Hides under child’s bed.)

(Kills parents.) puts parent head on children’s bed

(Kid walks in room with other sibling)

Child: OH GOD

(Door closes shut and so does windows)

(Child try’s to open door)

ITS STUCK!

Behind you

(Child sees sibling fall on floor with hole through body)

PLEASE NO

(Lava transforms)

(Bites head of child)

(Puts house on fire)

Lavas quest.

Hmm ok

( grabs jar)

This should be easy

(Takes one step forward)

WOOHOO

(Three steps back)

Crap

(One step forward)

FINALLY

(Three steps back) ok I will ride my raptor

Woohoo I’m here!

(Trips)

(Jar rolls back to the start)

(Takes one step forward)

(Three steps back)

WHY ME.

(Rides raptor)

Ok I got the jar

(Steps on machine)

(Becomes mini)

Crap

(Raptor chews on me like chew toy)

NO! STOP! BAD!

(RUNS)

(Steps on magnifier machine)

Ok I’m back to normal size.

(Giga says “CHEW TOY”)

(Gets chewed by giga.)

(Throws me up in the air)

(Falls down)

Finally I’m here

(Places jar down)

Lava: you can go the rest of the way right.

Shadow: NO I CANT… (lava already walked away)

Hmmmmmm good point wwt. Btw apex I love the chain of storys, the one that had underworld in it. I read as much as i could find but i could only find like 2 chapters in the extiction bit. Actually i had no idea where the chain started so i just started at underworld.

-shadow

SN(Ha, even though im in a jar i can still write lamprey)

News

To the people using ghost buster guns, you realize that this ghost put my essence in a jar and is using my body to try to take over the world, right? Also make sure you check out the superior news station, lamp news in yellow dye cause apparently im bad at writing news things.😔

News on Apex

Either i have absolutely terrible timing with these news things, or apex has been strangely quiet. I havnt heard anything from him since they mentioned that they coulnt wait until apex predator came out.

News on hjk/crow

I learned from lamp news that hjk burned down a house using a flamethrower! Also new reporter lamprey said that they received a letter from crow saying that they will kill lamprey.

News on The Monarchy

Lamprey has started a monarchy to take over the dyes! Their main headquaters are blue dye. I dont know how they have the time to do a Monarchy and write lamp news but their managing.

AD: Make sure you check out the other fanfictioners, they have some pretty great storys! Alot better than mine!

AD: Do you like scary stories? Well check out karkanos for some spoooooooky stories! Also i have my spoopy story in sinomaratops.

News on planarinan

It seems that planarinan has had his demon side take over or something along the lines of that. If i could get my stupid jar over there i might be able to help, but i am stuck in blue dye at the moment.

Shadow Facts

Did you know that a living shadows main sorce of transportation is possessing shadow?

Kid section!

Count the S's!

Sneaky ShadowS Steal SapphireS from the StoreS aiSleS.

AD: dont forget to try apex cookies!

Thats all for todays news, I'll see you tomorrow!

-news repoter shadow