SWAMP?! YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY

(Next up on lamprey news)

Lava’s head just exploded from excitement… killing a few hundred…thousand people-lava

I’m the way the ad was listed it’s from most likely doll to kill you to least. Most likely apex then lava -lava

Hey Guys, I plan to do another auction scene in my story so if any of u want a reference (like:For the pup Snowball let’s start at 5 million dollars 10 million from WhiteWinterTiger 15 from Lamprey) let me know

In 5 days I’ll see who wanted a reference

-Nergal

I LOVE TO DRINK PICKLE JUICE YUM YUM

-Hjk/crow

Lavas crazy sociopathic story

(Goes to random persons house)

Hmm

(Child playing video games)

Parents don’t seem to be here

(Shows child on tv with camera)

Child: WHY AM I ON THE TV.

Child:(looks outside and sees parents dead bodies.)

Child:uh oh

(I infiltrate house through vents.)

Hello.

Child: WHO ARE YOU?!

do you see me?

(Loud screams then silence)

Lava walks out of the house like nothing happened.

NEXT HOUSE!

(Hides under child’s bed.)

(Kills parents.) puts parent head on children’s bed

(Kid walks in room with other sibling)

Child: OH GOD

(Door closes shut and so does windows)

(Child try’s to open door)

ITS STUCK!

Behind you

(Child sees sibling fall on floor with hole through body)

PLEASE NO

(Lava transforms)

(Bites head of child)

(Puts house on fire)

Lavas quest.

Hmm ok

( grabs jar)

This should be easy

(Takes one step forward)

WOOHOO

(Three steps back)

Crap

(One step forward)

FINALLY

(Three steps back) ok I will ride my raptor

Woohoo I’m here!

(Trips)

(Jar rolls back to the start)

(Takes one step forward)

(Three steps back)

WHY ME.

(Rides raptor)

Ok I got the jar

(Steps on machine)

(Becomes mini)

Crap

(Raptor chews on me like chew toy)

NO! STOP! BAD!

(RUNS)

(Steps on magnifier machine)

Ok I’m back to normal size.

(Giga says “CHEW TOY”)

(Gets chewed by giga.)

(Throws me up in the air)

(Falls down)

Finally I’m here

(Places jar down)

Lava: you can go the rest of the way right.

Shadow: NO I CANT… (lava already walked away)

Hmmmmmm good point wwt. Btw apex I love the chain of storys, the one that had underworld in it. I read as much as i could find but i could only find like 2 chapters in the extiction bit. Actually i had no idea where the chain started so i just started at underworld.

-shadow

SN(Ha, even though im in a jar i can still write lamprey)

News

To the people using ghost buster guns, you realize that this ghost put my essence in a jar and is using my body to try to take over the world, right? Also make sure you check out the superior news station, lamp news in yellow dye cause apparently im bad at writing news things.😔

News on Apex

Either i have absolutely terrible timing with these news things, or apex has been strangely quiet. I havnt heard anything from him since they mentioned that they coulnt wait until apex predator came out.

News on hjk/crow

I learned from lamp news that hjk burned down a house using a flamethrower! Also new reporter lamprey said that they received a letter from crow saying that they will kill lamprey.

News on The Monarchy

Lamprey has started a monarchy to take over the dyes! Their main headquaters are blue dye. I dont know how they have the time to do a Monarchy and write lamp news but their managing.

AD: Make sure you check out the other fanfictioners, they have some pretty great storys! Alot better than mine!

AD: Do you like scary stories? Well check out karkanos for some spoooooooky stories! Also i have my spoopy story in sinomaratops.

News on planarinan

It seems that planarinan has had his demon side take over or something along the lines of that. If i could get my stupid jar over there i might be able to help, but i am stuck in blue dye at the moment.

Shadow Facts

Did you know that a living shadows main sorce of transportation is possessing shadow?

Kid section!

Count the S's!

Sneaky ShadowS Steal SapphireS from the StoreS aiSleS.

AD: dont forget to try apex cookies!

Thats all for todays news, I'll see you tomorrow!

-news repoter shadow

I has among us aswell

-shadow(more words)

*Loads shotgun*

I’m coming…

-Apex

This is what I’ve seen

The villains:

Crow/hjk

Possessed shadow

The heroes:

Lava ghost dragon wwt etc,

I’m back

-ShadowMane

More word

The ark sho is amazing it’s on prime video it is so good on the second episode

-ShadowMane yes I’m back

I’ve also claimed scab coloring.

Crimson Phoenix 🐤🔥

Hi guys! I’m a new fan fictioner!! My name is Crimson Phoenix but you can call me Crimson. I like to bake, and play ark. I’m planning on doing a story. Do y’all have any ideas?

-Crimson Phoenix

So Shadow….how’s Melody and the dark one?

Hi yo what’s up guys? I’m bored. 😐

More words. #FF4L.

~A very bored Ghosthound604 (formerly known as Ghost. . Btw me and Mr.Ghostgamer aren’t the same person)

I'm back. I nearly died of boredom. But I'm finally back. I'll start working on my story in Twilight. (High five for anyone who's played the Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess)

Hello Shadow! You wouldn't know me, but I do remember you, I just didn't say absolutely anything... (I've been here for years, only started talking around 2 months ago)

Mobile revamp should be soon, so is my birthday. Can't wait.

Joined the discord, looked around, noticed stuff I didn't like, and left.(Because I'm a Christian and I didn't like some of the stuff on there, which is sad.)

QUICK TIP. If you type something that Dododex thinks is asking for the... "Thing that points the opposite of down" it'll tell you that asking for it, starts a ten second timer. Just turn your device off, and back on. It'll end the timer early.

-DinoSlayer, who is playing Palworld, AKA Pokemon with Guns, while writing this.

CPG, that pixie dust is literally the crack of childhood.

-PD

Cool, might read while I wait for bus tmrw (rn it's 10:28 pm)

~ CPG who is soon going to sleep

G'night fellers