Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Lol, k.
~CL1 needed more words.
Ignore that prologue, different stuff is happening
-DX
Oh wait, this is brown dye. My dye is mud dye. Oops.
Bye.
-Apex
I return to my dye after my absence and find it invaded? THIS IS MY DYE!!!
-Apex
Unless HJK hates me or smth for a reason I can't think of, you are fake HJK
DX
F off
no u
- HJK (I AM REAL!!).
Is this ur dye, fake HJK? If not, shut up, and leave me alone.
-DX
Hahaha, manners.
- President Loki
hahaha, leave.
-HJK.
Is anyone here? I am prob gonna post a story here unless some1 is here already and in that case I'll move
-A DX who doesn't want to accidentally take someone's dye
The rejects
Ep 7 - open space pt2
(IM LITERALLY SO MAD I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED SUBMIT.. I'll continue ep 7..)
Well.. were back after HJK accidentally pressed submit and now I have to continue it..
(Also behind the scenes coming soon)
"Woah.. this is.. cool!"
He said as HJK pressed submit
(Shut up narrator!)
Eric floating in space.. felt weird.. like when he acsended.
(Grumbling noise)
"Huh-"
"A voidwyrm!"
Eric has been paralyzed...but his memories flashed back
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Memory..
"Hey!.. John."
"What's up!"
Eric as a teen
Opens door
"Hello.. jack?.. you in here?"
"What's that.."
"I don't know John.."
Hmm.. it was a overseer necklace
Grabs necklace
"ARGH!.."
[Cryo freeze initiated]
???: He's waking up..
???: Alright initiate plan A.R.K
???: Wash him up on the beach?
???: Yes.. I have a good feeling about this one.
Eric wakes up on beach
Memory cuts out
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"C'mon Eric let's get to the other side!"
"I'm coming!"
What will happen next.. what was that memory.. if you know message me for a chance to win 100'000 dodo coins!
-HJK
Yay! I've gained my writing skill back! More stories coming in.. about 3.8 seconds!
Anyways.. I gained the enthusiasm back ;D
-HJK
The rejects
Ep 6 - good information
After he got the supplies from the ship.. he grabbed the scavengers unconscious body
To his base.. put him in a room with bars and a chair
"So... About Rockwell.."
"I know where he is.. it's a place called, Rockwell's garden, I've only been there once and it's extremely dangerous.. I wouldn't go there unprepared.."
"How do I get there.."
"It's a hallway that leads to space.. after you float through you'll find another hallway leading the opposite way.. but watch out for voidwyrms."
"Voidwyrms?"
"They are basically Tek wyverns that will paralyze you."
"Got it.. by the way.. what's your name?.."
"I'm Jacob.."
"Listen.. I'm sorry for what happened to your scavenger friends but-"
"They were never my friends.. they just forced me to do it.."
"I was gonna say.. do you wanna help me.. your not a traitor right.."
"Nope.. not at all."
"Ill trust you" Eric said as he opened the door
Eric gave him an extra fed suit..
What will happen next.. idk
If you have any concerns/ideas go to the front desk at mind wipe tonic!
-HJK
The rejects
When HLNA is talking I put a #!
Last episode in shadowmane
Ep 4 - burnt ground
Distant faint talking
"You here that?"
"Must be other people#"
Eric looked around the perimeter of the camp
"Seems like.. a outpost."
Throws rock
"Huh?.."
"That'll distract them.#"
One of them went to investigate..
"Should I go in?"
"Estimated Chance of death is 78% with taxes#"
He jumps down.. they don't have Tek
"Hey.. what are you doing here!"
"Well.. let's see."
Eric charged up his Tek punch and blasted one of them into little bloody pieces
The other ones loaded their pistols while hiding behind a rock.
"What kinda armor is that!"
"Federation Tek suit.. and I'll kill you with it"
They shot multiple shots at Eric
But it only put a small dent.
HLNA scans the area for the enemies
One trys to run but Eric uses super speed to ram right through his body and obliterated him
Blood was all over his suit
"Oh god."
Eric keeps getting shot by the other man's pistol
"Stop trying!" He says as he grabs the man's neck
He charges His Tek punch and blows his head off splattering blood on his visor
"Uh.. that was... Amazing!"
"Mhm.#"
"I feel invincible!"
But the ground starts burning
"That's not good."
The fire kept raging and rising onto the trees
"We should leave.#"
"Agreed."
What will happen next
I'm gonna start mass producing like apex did in the past!
If you have any concerns or ideas go to the front desk at mindwipe tonic.
-HJK ((plz sub to thunder GG on yt its profile pic is the dog.. my friend forced me to say that..))
I'm sad
Very sad
I could not find the server.. :((((((((((((((((((
1 like = respect
Anyways-
I will be trying to find a PS4 server for us to play on :D
And yeh
(((((SUB TO THUNDER GG ON YT IT PICTURE WITH THE DOG!!))))))
My friend forced me to say that.
-HJK
I'm very mad.. very mad. With all this bad talk and please stop trying wage war and take spi's dye. And also survivor.. nobody asked.
-HJK
HJK, not Crow...meet me in anky kibble
-WhiteWinterTiger
Crow/HJK, the few shadows that live in this community would like to politely ask you to stop hunting shadows and if you do not proceed to do so we will have to delete you
-From the shadows
LYRICS ( gas gas gas parody)
ARK
ARK
ARK
IMMA SMASH MY KEYBOARD
TONIGHTTTT
ARK IS NOT A GOOD GAME
NO NO
NO
PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT!
OR I MIGHT MOVE THE RUSTTTTT!
-epic lyrics by HJK
Just spun up the stupidest argument ever. :)