Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

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Hmmm im close, all i got is Marinette because i looked up if lolbit hated any other animatronics and the only name on there was Marinette, and that was a minecraft rolwplay, so its all i got.
-shadow
I’m gonna make a wolf maybe crazy guess but I think that lolbit is swamp guy.-lava PLEASE TELL ME IF IM RIGHT PR WRONG
You have many hideouts revolutionaries
-Manticore
I’m glad you liked the pizza dark one (for you i made the pepperoni out of human, a special deal only for you) the reason you didint see me was because I was on kitchen duty ugh
-Lolbit
Wait, there’s a thing about shipping fanfictioners? That’s weird, where did you find that? I swear if there’s fan art, I’m gonna cringe so hard.
-Lamprey
Planarian, tell me where people are shipping other people and I will go rip them to shreds
-WhiteWinterTiger
I made a suit (forest dye)
I wanna spend the night lolbit.
PLEASE
Also if you have children I would like to eat them if you mind.
-lava
Hmmm, my guess for the thing you posted in silver dye is freddy. Youve said you hated eachother, so thats my guess
-shadow
I put a virus in your system lolbit.
-Planarian
Listen planarinan, that wasnt me, that was my alter personality, the dark one. I would never call you a worm. I would literally kill the dark one, but if he dies, i die, and if I die, he dies, so yeah.
-shadow
Lava, if you so desperately want to become a member, well al you have to do is put on a suit! Because then I have full control of you! Don’t worry I won’t control you 24/7, just of your bad, now, tell me, if you’re sure you want to be an animatronic, which do you want to be? I have puppet, bitybab, ft Freddy, ft foxy(I wouldn’t suggest it), oh, that’s all I have at the moment, choose wisely
-Lolbit
Oh planarian! You fool! You tried to destroy the wrong pizzeria! Also I can control ft Freddy so if he tries to eat you all of a sudden...we’ll that’s normal...also I don’t have a physical brain or anything so you can’t mind control me, dream on though! Also your not trapped anymore because I release you, Bonbon was very mad about it, anyway I released you so go now before I let Bonbon have you again
-Lolbit
Yes shadow, the ghost or ghost like entity might be freed, that or another suit will suck it up
-Lolbit
Ah, then theres a problem. See, I am also stronger during holidays. But, since I am shadows alter personality, i can make her use up her powers so much that she dies, them i gain all of her power! If i kill her any other way I'll die with her. Oh I have so much fun torturing her. Her cage is specially made for her too. Also, the price if you want to buy her is $1,000,000,000.
-The Dark One
I notice that Lolbit has been kidnapping and killing people. Lolbit, I will set up a trial for you so we can determine whether or not you should have a punishment. Please attend silver dye on Friday Nov 5.
Yours sincerely
-The imperial court of Emperor Manticore
Is lolbit bob? I have no idea. Maybe he’s red or swamp or see snake.
Lavas true in-delusional visit to lolbits pizzeria
This place again
Lolbit:welcome
HOW DO I BECOME A MEMBER
(Drops down on knees)
PLEASE LET ME BECOME ONE
Lolbit: u-u-uh ok ummm…
PLEEEEEASE
5 minutes later
I would like a pizza
Lolbit: Funtime Freddy w w w w will get your food
Is your pizzeria like freddys? Like freddys pizzeria? WHERE ARE THE KILLER ANIMATRONICS?
(Lolbit has already walked away)
This place is creepy… then again if it is like freddys pizzeria that means there will children’s bodies and those kinda taste good but I prefer the heads. After my alter ego attack pizza is the only thing calming me down.
So how’s it going on taking over dodoex
Lolbit: ehhhhhhh o o o ok
Cool so about the pizza
Lolbit: you asked for it literally a minute ago just wait.
fine, I’m going after nergal tomorrow though I will not stand for a emperor of the fanfictioners. I can take him on
Lolbit: yes… sure 🙄
Dark One, I am sorry I have not responded to you, I’ve been...busy, in a way, I would love to take over the dyes with you but there’s an...issue, with that, you see, holidays tend to make me more aggressive since more humans are around the pizzeria (also, I do agree, humans are delicious) but the holidays are no longer apon us and that protocol turns my aggressiveness down, I’ve received a note recently, someone going by the name off ? Has offered to change my setting and make it where I am no longer part of the system and free to control myself...I’m not sure if I should agree, any opinions on that?
-Lolbit
I’m not entirely sure which animatronic evil ghost got sucked into, Ft foxy has been having some...issues...maybe something to do with that?
-Lolbit
By the way the ? In this is not Lolbits owner but someone new
(Ft Freddy) have the new ones been functioning properly?
(Bonbon) the other fox, funtime foxy was it? Has been acting strange
(Ft Freddy) yes, the other two along with the minirenas are just odd because their not animals
(Lolbit) I’m more concerned about foxy, he talks to himself as if he’s having a conversation with someone else
(Ft Freddy) I overheard Circus baby ask him who he was talking to and he said it was the voice in his head
(Lolbit) I don’t like this...
-Lolbit