Lavas true in-delusional visit to lolbits pizzeria

This place again

Lolbit:welcome

HOW DO I BECOME A MEMBER

(Drops down on knees)

PLEASE LET ME BECOME ONE

Lolbit: u-u-uh ok ummm…

PLEEEEEASE

5 minutes later

I would like a pizza

Lolbit: Funtime Freddy w w w w will get your food

Is your pizzeria like freddys? Like freddys pizzeria? WHERE ARE THE KILLER ANIMATRONICS?

(Lolbit has already walked away)

This place is creepy… then again if it is like freddys pizzeria that means there will children’s bodies and those kinda taste good but I prefer the heads. After my alter ego attack pizza is the only thing calming me down.

So how’s it going on taking over dodoex

Lolbit: ehhhhhhh o o o ok

Cool so about the pizza

Lolbit: you asked for it literally a minute ago just wait.

fine, I’m going after nergal tomorrow though I will not stand for a emperor of the fanfictioners. I can take him on

Lolbit: yes… sure 🙄