So Lolbit I'm sure you don't want to hear from me... But I'm here anyway. Ever since you came to my cave I've been having problems with.... Ummm... Something, can't say her name or else she comes out... But I was wondering if you had any knowledge on how to control her...?

Also Freddy has always been my least favorite animatronic so~

Your struggling Dralf,

-CloudJumper and Spine-

So one of my official saying WWT was correct, wasn’t it? You just said you weren’t obliged to take guesses so I wasn’t correct. Also, do you want bad grammar ghost, he’s trying to attack the employees at lamp news with a shotgun and various other weapons. Actually, just take him we no longer need him.

-Lamprey

I am not afraid of spiders, I like to eat them sometimes....I know for a fact lava is our ally but not sure about apex, it’s funny, he threatens to murder my owner, but considers teaming up with me!

-Lolbit

Lolbit wanna run for president? I will be president you will be Vice President?-lava

Hey lolbit, for some odd reason that i dont know ive been thinking about getting sucked into a machine..... no idea why. Should I?

-shadow

My guess is that your scared of spiders, just like me. Yeah, I’m arachnophobic but I can kill spiders… small ones, atleast. Also, who all are our allies? I think apex and lava, but I could be wrong.

“yu stoopud an i wall-“

SHUT UP OR IM GIVING YOU TO LOLBIT, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SO AGGRESSIVE BAD GRAMMAR GHOST?

-Lamprey

Ah, I do hate Freddy, in a way, but I’m insane so I more like to mess with him and make him really angry, also he was my old boss and he absolutely hated me for existing and messing with him, he’s even madder now because I left and started my own pizzeria and created my own crew and am trying to take over dododex and a lot of other reasons, point is, your....close

-Lolbit

HAHAHAHAHA, planarian, do you k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-know how many viruses I have? ALOT! Also I could easily get rid of them if I cared that much

-Lolbit

My official guess of who you are lolbit, is lampreys bad grammer ghost. NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE, you just appeared around the time bad grammer ghost somewhat disappeared.

-shadow

I AM NOT BOB, RED, SWAMP, OR SEASNAKE

-Lobot

*walks in carfully*

Me: hi i would like to order 2 large pepperoni pizzas to go.

Lolbit: ok, funtime freddy will bring you your pizza shortly.

*sits down*

Me: I hope im not close enough to get sucked in.

*ft freddy walks in with pizzas*

Me: thank you.

*grabs pizzas*

Me: oh i almost forgot!

*gives lolbit 50 bucks*

Me: keep the change, its shadows money, not mine.

*leaves*

Me: alright wheres a nice bench, oh theres one!

*sits*

Me: Mmmmmmm this pizza is delicious!

*goes back and gives and extra 50 bucks for the taste*

-The Dark One(yes I like pizza)

*slurps slushy angrily*

Well firstly, I am not a pet, you idiot I am a being. I set ,pay self free so suck death worm dark one.

Secondly, I hear crap about shipping me and WWT, me and Shadow, me and LOLBIT, me and Seasnake, me and lamprey and me and ghost dragon. I want to kill you all SO badly.

Thirdly, search up your name then dododex, we are FAMOUS!! I hate having hard work ruined.

Fourthly, krill, focus on KRILL! He could take over. I am reporting that. Why do you think that I AM A WORM. It is and insult, lolbit, would you like to be SALVAGE, shadow, would you like to be called useless black thing.

Fifthly, why do you all hate me? Everyone does. I could mind control you. HhmmmmmMMMMMmm that Sounds interesting. I'll think about it.

-Planarian

Psssst, fun Fred come 'ere

(Ft Freddy) Ahhh, you, how can I help.

You Are my FAV animatronic soo.

(Ft Freddy) What's in it for me huh?

A planarium Casing of course

(Ft Freddy) ok, I'll help

6:00

3...2...1 GO!!,

Turns into dragon and destroys the place

Ahh,beutiful

(Ft Freddy) the casing Is very good.

Thx

I'll listen to WWT and start a news station at dinkie saddle.

I claimed it long ago

(Ft Freddy) I can help

Oh yeah one more thing

*mind controls lolbit*

Now jump in the Polaris star cluster's black hole

Done and dusted, now how about we start.

And as they strolled past the horizon and got to element ore.

Ewww, it is full of webs.

(Ft Freddy) I will deal with that

Wow this is fun

Credits

-Planarian and Ft Freddy

Hello Lolbit. I am The Dark One, shadows alter personality. I would like to join you in taking over the dyes. Of couse im not like that puny pest shadow, shes gone now. I have her trapped in an unknown location known only by me. Of course, I could also sell her to you so you can eat her, but its a big price.

*guy walks by*

*a giant black hand comes out of the ground and drags him under screaming*

Ah, humans taste amazing, wouldnt you agree?

*5 giant black hands come out of the ground and drag a hospital under*

Mmmm, there were a lot of humans in that one. Anyways, contact me here if i can join you.

-shadow no longer, only The Dark One

Oh! I just remembered I let BonBon have planarian as a pet...so um yeah

-Lolbit

No shadow, you aren’t trapped anymore, but if you’d like it could be arranged...

Ah! Thank you for the vacation to the underworld Nergal! It was great and I’m sorry I couldn’t stay longer but you know, I have a pizzeria to run, people to harass, and children to eat.

You know you guys can’t make me suffer, right? The only pain I feel is the pain from being shocked by my chip, and sometimes I get a little hungry, but it doesn’t affect me much. Also I can’t die, and I can literally just shut myself down, it’s not that hard, well technically I can’t because no one has guessed who I am, but someone did make an unofficial guess, I think that counts?

-Lolbit

Hey Lolbit, I, Nergal, am the Mesopotamian god of the underworld and war. So you can be dragged underground by slimy skeleton hands and meet your judgement. We hope you have enjoyed your stay in Mesopotamia. Now get in the underworld

-Nergal

(Lolbit) you’ll be perfect

(Lolbit robotic voice) please stand by

(Lolbit) stupid glitching! Hopefully you won’t have the same issues

*flicks switch*

*suit starts to shake as if having a stroke*

*suit stops*

(Suit) awaiting user

(Lolbit) ah you work! Well you need a name, Funtime Freddy, yes that will work, Freddy will hate me for this.

(Suit) name changed to Funtime Freddy

(Lolbit) now, go! Go! Tend to the children! For when night falls we’ll kill them all!

*funtime Freddy raises arm revealing he is missing a hand*

(Lolbit) oh! That’s gonna scare them, should probably fix that

*grabs a puppet off shelf*

*puts ectoskeleton in puppet*

(Lolbit) this Bonnie puppet should work, Bon Bon, Freddy’s gonna be pissed! HE HE HE

*attaches Bon Bon to Funtime freddy*

*funtime Freddy walks out of room*

(Lolbit) it’s a good thing Freddy’s far away, I hate him the most, and he hates me the most, if he saw this he would kill me, but I might die of laughter first L.O.L

-Lolbit

Give me the nickel I have tickled the pickle

We start from S.C.R.A.C.T.H.:p.s