Hello Lolbit. I am The Dark One, shadows alter personality. I would like to join you in taking over the dyes. Of couse im not like that puny pest shadow, shes gone now. I have her trapped in an unknown location known only by me. Of course, I could also sell her to you so you can eat her, but its a big price.

*guy walks by*

*a giant black hand comes out of the ground and drags him under screaming*

Ah, humans taste amazing, wouldnt you agree?

*5 giant black hands come out of the ground and drag a hospital under*

Mmmm, there were a lot of humans in that one. Anyways, contact me here if i can join you.

-shadow no longer, only The Dark One