Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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(Lolbit) you’ll be perfect
(Lolbit robotic voice) please stand by
(Lolbit) stupid glitching! Hopefully you won’t have the same issues
*flicks switch*
*suit starts to shake as if having a stroke*
*suit stops*
(Suit) awaiting user
(Lolbit) ah you work! Well you need a name, Funtime Freddy, yes that will work, Freddy will hate me for this.
(Suit) name changed to Funtime Freddy
(Lolbit) now, go! Go! Tend to the children! For when night falls we’ll kill them all!
*funtime Freddy raises arm revealing he is missing a hand*
(Lolbit) oh! That’s gonna scare them, should probably fix that
*grabs a puppet off shelf*
*puts ectoskeleton in puppet*
(Lolbit) this Bonnie puppet should work, Bon Bon, Freddy’s gonna be pissed! HE HE HE
*attaches Bon Bon to Funtime freddy*
*funtime Freddy walks out of room*
(Lolbit) it’s a good thing Freddy’s far away, I hate him the most, and he hates me the most, if he saw this he would kill me, but I might die of laughter first L.O.L
-Lolbit