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This must be very dangerous soap, to be made out of kairuku/crab/mantis innards/alien tumours growing on the bodies of mindless monstrosities who have had their brains devoured by a deadly extraterrestrial metal that happens to be alyve/a mixture of volcanic rocks and squashed bug and rock juice,

as well as crude oil that may be:

created in the only saliva of a giant octopus;

made of the crushed food or burst open head of a big cute sausage whale;

mined out of rocks;

Bubbling up from the ground;

Salvaged from the gut of a big firefly thingy, ect ect ect ...

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