This must be very dangerous soap, to be made out of kairuku/crab/mantis innards/alien tumours growing on the bodies of mindless monstrosities who have had their brains devoured by a deadly extraterrestrial metal that happens to be alyve/a mixture of volcanic rocks and squashed bug and rock juice,
as well as crude oil that may be:
created in the only saliva of a giant octopus;
made of the crushed food or burst open head of a big cute sausage whale;
mined out of rocks;
Bubbling up from the ground;
Salvaged from the gut of a big firefly thingy, ect ect ect ...