I heard what happened *appears in a shadow like form, with purple shine illuminating from my body* join me, in my home! It’s shadow steak sauté, the only place that wasn’t occupied, it’s a bit dark and shadow creatures roam around, but you’ll get used to it! Better then this place right? Besides, I’ll host story times there, you could host your own once! Tho... *starts fading away* I’m currently not in this world, but you can be in charge while I’m gone ok? *fades away completely*
Ssssshaddowww iiiii cccan hhhhelpp yyyyyou, iiii can preform Annan exorcism, itttt willll cure mmme tttoooo. This chubracarbra sucks! Plussss my dragon form mm and demon nm form arre out. THIS STUPID F***ING GHOST!! Ss see shadow, I nnnned this NOW!!!! Arghhhh it hurts! PLEASE SHADOW,ITWILL SAVE YOU TOO...
Yeeaaah the story of how i got a ghost trying to possess me is a long one. Ahem, so this human killed 500 people when he was alive, but accidentally fell into toxic waste and died. When he became a ghost, because he fell in toxic waste, he gained the ability to possess shadow, which most ghosts cant do, and if they can, they mostly dont because doing so can have some great consequences. But this dude, he wanted BLOOD. Btw his name was bob. Anyways, the dude killed 20 living shadows, Just below HALF of the living shadow population. After he killed the 20th shadow, he decided that he wanted to inprison the world, but he couldnt figure out how because he was a ghost. And then he realized that he could possess a shadow and use it to be his host to inprison the world... and apparently im that ghost. Bad news: hes possessed 94% of me, leaving 5%, my new reporter self, new reporter shadow, and that last 1%, is the part of me that can sneak out tips. See, i think i mightve mentioned this, but a long time ago i was trapped in a jar, IN A KINDERGARTEN. FULL OF KINDERGARTENERS. Yeah one of the kindergarteners somehow was a shadow catcher and caught me when i was passing through. Oh the poking was TERRIBLE! And now as a punishment for being "bad" stupid ghost trapped my essence in a glass jar in a kindergarten, and anytime i do somthing "bad" he adds a kindergartener. See, if a shadow gets possessed, they see what their essence see. So if your essence gets trapped in a glass jar while being possessed, you see what your shadow would see. In my case, i see a kindergarten full of kindergarteners. I wish people could help, but you'd have to be a nice shadow catcher, and you dont come across those very often. But, if you some how come across a shadow catcher that is nice, only do this if theres no othrer choice, and im 100% possessed. Tell the shadow catcher to take my essence, and put it in, *sigh* a essence blinker. It destroys a shadows essence, and if somethings possessing the shadow, it destroys that aswell. it would destroy me, but save the world. My secret abilitys wouldnt work unless the ghost is about to be destroyed, and putting an essence through a washing machine wouldnt clean it of the ghost. Just, only resort to the essence blinker if you absolutely need to, okay? Please tell the others, if i get caught sneaking out tips is going to be alot harder-
I am homeless, it's sad. I know it's bad but I don't care because no-one gives a crap. (Chorus) Hey, I am homeless and hey, I don't really care. Life is difficult but hey, you only live once. Life, may be sad, but if change, so will the outcome. Life is sad (Chorus)
Now change your mindset to hard things and remember, you could be a dead toad on highway. (Chorus)