I was just walking around, minding MY business, until this devil cam out of no where and called every Dino to attack me. In my defence, she started it

Real men use the wild ones as a radio

Use these to make a literal wall of floof around your base, and then you will be invulnerable because these guys scare everything except gigas and Titans away.

So I just found a cave the one that holds the artifact of the hunter if my memory is correct I had a Yuty and a Rex on follow I just walked in not very far to avoid creatures and suddenly somehow my Yuty just walked into the cave and I could just ride it. I was on ark ume.

So:

Human: I’m gonna explore the cave

Rex: no its dangerous I can’t follow you inside

Yuty: I’m going in

Human: what’s that? (See the Yuty) how the giga did you get in here!

Yuty: I’m not letting you go in here alone

Utilities- Makes great vocals for your Aerosmith cover band.

It’s a chicken, u should hug it

Trust me

It’s safe >;)

Giga: *roars*

Every other animal: can I help you???

Yuty: *roars like a tiny whisper*

Everyone else: OH MY GOD!! RUN! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!

Giga:…. Every single day. Some things never change.

Fluffy Rex

There fav food is my lvl 34 raptor

Spawns into scorched earth

Me: let go this is going to be fun no arctic dinos

Wildcard:you guessed wrong

Me: what

Yuty: Hello

It fits through a doorframe apparantly, there goes my doorframe taming pen idea.

Gosh guys i told u to not let the rex and the therizo in the same cage now look at wut u have done. So hard to find good help these days

Run.

a ggenecticly modified turkey with t-rex DNA from IN-GEN. Also it acts like logan paul that is screaming at the murderest dog like foxes for killing his beloved puppy kong da savage.dont tame a rex that is more useless than making a paper in ark. Tame the hybrid turkey who has been in the gym for over 100 year. Dont make a wardrum. Use your items to tame a turkey

Real men scream back!!!

Use club

Feed raw fish meat

Insta tame

I wonce wan up to won of thes it yelled so loud it put me in a coma n now I can't pwonownce the letter R

Me: *goes to snow biome with my dad (who is a noob) to tame a carcharodontosaurus*

Dad: look! Fluffy rex that s been starved for a day! * flys towards it*

Me: Nooooooooooººº

Yuti: 🥱 roar

Dad's argy: ahhh!!!! Ge so scary!!!!!!

Me : ugh! (We play single player together)

We: gets dragged into carcharodontosaurus' mouth *dies*

BRO who put the THERIZNO and the REX in the same cage?

Dodo Rex but tiny and screams a lot

I was a adventure like you once then I got a arrow to the knee, shouted at by some fucker called the dragon born, and now a fucking furry Rex.... ... ... kill me