Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the yutyrannus? Funny yutyrannus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2174 · Answer 1 · 2017-06-25T21:08:03+00:00

This is how you tame it

1. Knock it out

2. Let your tribe mates do the work

3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-22T17:04:51+00:00

So I just found a cave the one that holds the artifact of the hunter if my memory is correct I had a Yuty and a Rex on follow I just walked in not very far to avoid creatures and suddenly somehow my Yuty just walked into the cave and I could just ride it. I was on ark ume.

So:

Human: I’m gonna explore the cave

Rex: no its dangerous I can’t follow you inside

Yuty: I’m going in

Human: what’s that? (See the Yuty) how the giga did you get in here!

Yuty: I’m not letting you go in here alone

score 1131 · Answer 3 · 2017-06-17T08:04:29+00:00

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

score 1112 · Answer 4 · 2017-07-04T15:25:40+00:00

Real men scream back at him.

score 987 · Answer 5 · 2017-06-07T07:10:30+00:00

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

score 577 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-24T21:56:38+00:00

Rex: roars*

The animal's: ...

Yuta: roars

Animal's: RUN!

Rex: am i a joke to you?

score 809 · Answer 7 · 2017-07-08T19:08:02+00:00

>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

score 674 · Answer 8 · 2017-05-30T14:18:49+00:00

FUS RO DAH

score 357 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-03T23:52:15+00:00

Me: Oo a fluffy Rex

Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*

Me: 😯 Mom is that u?

Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM

Me: eke....

score 471 · Answer 10 · 2017-05-30T20:15:58+00:00

This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids

score 449 · Answer 11 · 2017-05-30T18:24:59+00:00

His inducing fear shout is just an Amy schumer joke

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2026-04-30T23:59:17+00:00

*T rex roars*

*No one is phased*

*This guy roars*

*Everyone's running out the door*

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2026-03-23T23:00:53+00:00

The only thing this is scared of is guidance counselors

score 311 · Answer 14 · 2017-05-30T07:51:12+00:00

The Yutyrannus, one of the most feared predators on the island. It stops in and roars a astounding YEE

score 293 · Answer 15 · 2017-06-03T12:56:34+00:00

If only there was a heart attack mechanic that would randomly occur when you induce fear on a Dino. You could kill many dodos if that was a thing.

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2026-03-17T15:19:42+00:00

TEST ROOM 1:

(Yutyrannus roars)

Dodo1: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Scientist 1: he is very scared.

TEST ROOM2

(Giganotosaurus roars)

Dodo: 🥱

-Volume has left the chat-

score 246 · Answer 17 · 2017-06-01T13:57:25+00:00

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS

score 53 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-16T22:51:28+00:00

Real men knock it out with their fist

score 209 · Answer 19 · 2017-09-02T22:08:03+00:00

When a noob sees it......

Damn that's one aggressive chicken

score 200 · Answer 20 · 2017-08-18T14:05:35+00:00

My friend accidentally called this thing a uterus...