This is how you tame it

1. Knock it out

2. Let your tribe mates do the work

3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

Real men scream back at him.

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

Rex: roars*

The animal's: ...

Yuta: roars

Animal's: RUN!

Rex: am i a joke to you?

FUS RO DAH

Me: Oo a fluffy Rex

Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*

Me: 😯 Mom is that u?

Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM

Me: eke....

Yutyrannus was basically a giant fluffy T. rex cousin. 💀🪶

It was a huge tyrannosauroid from Early Cretaceous China, and fossils show it had feather-like filaments covering much of its body.

So imagine:

T. rex: 🦖 “RAAAAAHHH!”

Yutyrannus: 🦖🪶 “RAAAAAHHH but make it FLUFFY.” 😭

And it wasn't tiny either—around 9 meters (30 ft) long. So this was basically a 30-foot murder chicken. 💀🪶

This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids