Go pet it they said.
It's a Giant fluff ball they said
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
Wooly rhino: horn
Argentavis: talon
Yutityranis: for some unholy reason lungs
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
Real men scream back at him.
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
I was just walking around, minding MY business, until this devil cam out of no where and called every Dino to attack me. In my defence, she started it
Rex: roars*
The animal's: ...
Yuta: roars
Animal's: RUN!
Rex: am i a joke to you?
>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness
"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"
Rex and therizino were more than friends
FUS RO DAH