Me: *Riding on newly tamed Yuty showing off to the tribemate* Look what I can…
Me: *Riding on newly tamed Yuty showing off to the tribemate* Look what I can do, see this Gallimimus over there?
Yuty: *Roars*
Galli: *Yeets away*
Tribemate: I'm not impressed
Me: Ok then, see this Giga over there?
Yuty: *Roars*
Giga: You wot m8 *Bites*
Tribemate: *Hysterical laughter*
Top Tip, don't rely on the roar for anything larger than yourself. RIP my Fluffosaurus
More Yutyrannus Funny Tips
Yutyrannus was basically a giant fluffy T. rex cousin. 💀🪶
It was a huge tyrannosauroid from Early Cretaceous China, and fossils show it had feather-like filaments covering much of its body.
So imagine:
T. rex: 🦖 “RAAAAAHHH!”
Yutyrannus: 🦖🪶 “RAAAAAHHH but make it FLUFFY.” 😭
And it wasn't tiny either—around 9 meters (30 ft) long. So this was basically a 30-foot murder chicken. 💀🪶