Noobs: hmmm, yutiranus? Sounds like a dino the size of a carno, I will tame it,
Noob after seeing it: HOLY F***, THIS THING CAN MAKE ALPHA CARNOS SLAVES, MAKES YOU DIZZY WITH ITS ROAR AND ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS THE REX...and looks like a chicken.
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
Real men scream back at him.
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
Rex: roars*
The animal's: ...
Yuta: roars
Animal's: RUN!
Rex: am i a joke to you?
>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness
"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"
FUS RO DAH
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: 😯 Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM
Me: eke....
This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids
His inducing fear shout is just an Amy schumer joke
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
