Spent 10 hours taming one that fell into a crevice near the ocean and 5 minuets after I did it died to a megalodon… | Yutyrannus Funny

2179 points 😂 Funny Jun 25, 2017 Report

This is how you tame it

1. Knock it out

2. Let your tribe mates do the work

3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it

1138 points 😂 Funny Jun 17, 2017 Report

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

1117 points 😂 Funny Jul 4, 2017 Report

Real men scream back at him.

988 points 😂 Funny Jun 7, 2017 Report

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

581 points 😂 Funny Feb 24, 2020 Report

Rex: roars*

The animal's: ...

Yuta: roars

Animal's: RUN!

Rex: am i a joke to you?

813 points 😂 Funny Jul 8, 2017 Report

>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

673 points 😂 Funny May 30, 2017 Report

FUS RO DAH

If you encounter this Dino with a tribe mate bola your tribe mate and run

359 points 😂 Funny Apr 3, 2020 Report

Me: Oo a fluffy Rex

Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*

Me: 😯 Mom is that u?

Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM

Me: eke....

472 points 😂 Funny May 30, 2017 Report

This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids

Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion