Carno ( aka Luke sky walker ) : your not my father
Yuty ( aka darth Vader) : but Luke I am your father
Carno Luke : noooooooooooo
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
I call it urine sores
Because that’s what it is mona goes to the restroom and peas
It went like this
I just got ark and found out creatitive and went around then I found a yutyrannus and 3 carnos were following it, I was like I can probly take it out with the weapons I was testing I lost.
Later I saw a Rex and it roared but the things didn't run, so... Why?
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
Real men scream back at him.
The animal's: ...
Rex: am i a joke to you?
Hippty hopity your Carno is now my property
FUS RO DAH
>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness
"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"