
If you know the rhythm to Rocking Around the Christmas Tree, you’ll understand:
Flying around, the tundra trees, on an Argenta-avis.
Dun nun Nun nun
Saw this boy and tried to flee, but he, said no
Then this dang boy SCREAMED, in my dang ear
Holy shoe I had JUST, tamed that Arrrgey ❤️
Yutyrannus was basically a giant fluffy T. rex cousin. 💀🪶
It was a huge tyrannosauroid from Early Cretaceous China, and fossils show it had feather-like filaments covering much of its body.
So imagine:
T. rex: 🦖 “RAAAAAHHH!”
Yutyrannus: 🦖🪶 “RAAAAAHHH but make it FLUFFY.” 😭
And it wasn't tiny either—around 9 meters (30 ft) long. So this was basically a 30-foot murder chicken. 💀🪶