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Yutyrannus
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THE YUTY SONG ( not the guy who did ant song :)

Itt has 9 pack

Itt look for afternoon snack

You go walking by

Itt comes to say hi

And then...

ITT YELLS AT YOU

YOUR NIGHTMARES COME TRUE

Itts just your big MOTHER

Itts yellin at you to do one after the other

YOU STOP TO PLAY A VEDIO GAME

ITT COMES EATS YOUR FACE

OH OOOH OOH OH HO HO OH....

Your at one hp

Itt comes n SNAPS your neck HEE HEE

This game so hard to play

I just wanna have a sunny day

OH OH OH OOH HOHO OH.....

*quits universe*

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This is how you tame it

1. Knock it out

2. Let your tribe mates do the work

3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it

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It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

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Real men scream back at him.

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"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

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Rex: roars*

The animal's: ...

Yuta: roars

Animal's: RUN!

Rex: am i a joke to you?

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>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

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FUS RO DAH

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Me: Oo a fluffy Rex

Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*

Me: 😯 Mom is that u?

Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM

Me: eke....

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This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids

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His inducing fear shout is just an Amy schumer joke

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