Run for your life and eat burgers with your mom on a helicopter
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
F L O O F E R B O I O H S O C U T E (noob)
Yuty: Ima doing something
(Noob was yeeted 700000000000000000000 miles by Yuty)
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
You: But mommy I finished my homework so let me play ark in peace
Yuty:nom nom nom
You: puh-lease *dies*
Real men scream back at him.
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
The animal's: ...
Rex: am i a joke to you?
>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness
"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"
FUS RO DAH
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: 😯 Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM