Let me tell a tale of a terror bird and a Rex...it all began when a Rex raped the terror bird and while an allo sat down and ate popcorn while watching.
Go pet it they said.
It's a Giant fluff ball they said
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
Real men scream back at him.
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
Rex: roars*
The animal's: ...
Yuta: roars
Animal's: RUN!
Rex: am i a joke to you?
>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness
"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"
FUS RO DAH
I tamed this dude by a club☠️ how did I even I was using fish meat raw
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: 😯 Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM
Me: eke....
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
