I’m on my allo see on of these be like ima tame it then he be like SECURITY and 4 alpha Carnos be like can we eat him me like ima head out now pls👍🏻
Why on scorched earth is there a furry giant but found it the snow on the other maps like lolz
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
The animal's: ...
Rex: am i a joke to you?
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
Why do these fluff balls of death live on scorched earth?
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
Real men scream back at him.
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: 😯 Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM
FUS RO DAH