But... there is one they fear... yutyrannus! FUS RO DA
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
Why do these fluff balls of death live on scorched earth?
Rex: roars*
The animal's: ...
Yuta: roars
Animal's: RUN!
Rex: am i a joke to you?
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
Real men scream back at him.
ARK PLS ADD THEM ON MOBILE.THEIR ROAR IS SO COOL!!! PLS!!! :(
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: 😯 Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM
Me: eke....
FUS RO DAH