So when you knock these out you a have to babysit it while it gets knocked out it can die I don't mean hunger I mean… | Yutyrannus Funny

2180 points 😂 Funny Jun 25, 2017 Report

This is how you tame it

1. Knock it out

2. Let your tribe mates do the work

3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it

1138 points 😂 Funny Jun 17, 2017 Report

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

1119 points 😂 Funny Jul 4, 2017 Report

Real men scream back at him.

989 points 😂 Funny Jun 7, 2017 Report

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

584 points 😂 Funny Feb 24, 2020 Report

Rex: roars*

The animal's: ...

Yuta: roars

Animal's: RUN!

Rex: am i a joke to you?

815 points 😂 Funny Jul 8, 2017 Report

>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

Yutyrannus was basically a giant fluffy T. rex cousin. 💀🪶

It was a huge tyrannosauroid from Early Cretaceous China, and fossils show it had feather-like filaments covering much of its body.

So imagine:

T. rex: 🦖 “RAAAAAHHH!”

Yutyrannus: 🦖🪶 “RAAAAAHHH but make it FLUFFY.” 😭

And it wasn't tiny either—around 9 meters (30 ft) long. So this was basically a 30-foot murder chicken. 💀🪶

675 points 😂 Funny May 30, 2017 Report

FUS RO DAH

361 points 😂 Funny Apr 3, 2020 Report

Me: Oo a fluffy Rex

Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*

Me: 😯 Mom is that u?

Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM

Me: eke....

474 points 😂 Funny May 30, 2017 Report

This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids

Dododex

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