This is how you tame it

1. Knock it out

2. Let your tribe mates do the work

3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it

Hippity hoppity your existence is my consent to eat you

Me outside getting a drop:…

This boi:MAKING MAH WAY DOWN TOWN, WALKIN FAST, GETTIN READY TO BEAT YOU A**

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

Rex: roars*

The animal's: ...

Yuta: roars

Animal's: RUN!

Rex: am i a joke to you?

Real men scream back at him.

Yutyrannus: “I’ll never be tamed! Roar! Haha I scared your Wyvern!”

Wyvern: “Sorry, mate, you don’t scare me!”

Yutyrannus: “Uh-Oh, this Wyvern is gonna kill me!”

Bob: knocks out Yutyrannus.

Bob: Tames Yutyrannus.

Yutyrannus: “Oh hi Bob thanks for feeding me, I am now your friend- BUT KEEP THAT WYVERN AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAA”

Is it weird that I think if Dino’s could talk yutyrannus would have a Russian accent

Is it weird that I think if Dino’s could talk yutyrannus would have a Russian accent