yuty:bow for me i am the king of the carnos!!
me:nope
yuty:*ROARS*
me:runs and brings alot of chickens for the king
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
Why do these fluff balls of death live on scorched earth?
Rex: roars*
The animal's: ...
Yuta: roars
Animal's: RUN!
Rex: am i a joke to you?
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
ARK PLS ADD THEM ON MOBILE.THEIR ROAR IS SO COOL!!! PLS!!! :(
Real men scream back at him.
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: 😯 Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM
Me: eke....
FUS RO DAH