Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the woolly rhino? Funny woolly rhino jokes submitted by ARK players.
I saw a wooly rhino so just for fun I hit the wooly rhino and ran and let me tell you it was very fast so I had to run next to Dierwolfs and then the Direwolfs attacked the wooly rhino and then I when back to my base but then I see the same wooly rhino, and I was like what the heck. The same wooly rhino really run all that way to my bass. So I did the only thing I could, run and I ran on top of a rock and then after a few minutes of it trying to get me it ran up the rock and I ran back to the place I hit it at and saw the dead body's of the Dierwolfs and then even more Dierwolfs came and attacked the wooly rhino and then the Dierwolfs tried to attack me but then the wooly rhino stop and attacked the Dierwolfs and killed them but it go nocked out and then I tamed it I still have her and I named her dip and she is my favorite. Rip Direwolfs 🙏 🕊.
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.