What are some funny jokes or stories about the woolly rhino? Funny woolly rhino jokes submitted by ARK players.
You ate my dandelion
I was playing on Madagascar Evolved, and there was this bug where the rhinos were around level 300. On regular difficulty (where the Max should be 120)
So, naturally, I tamed them. They had around 20,000 health, and hit for around 1,000 off the bat. Good times...
CARL!!!!. easy Frank..............
Boom bang don’t mess with mygang
Rex no problem giga no problem but the stone buildings helllll no
Paint it red and name it Red Bull
So I tamed a wooly boi and named him "a snow t34" and proceeded to kill three dire wolves, a dire bear, a mammoth and 2 yutys using the charge function. Stupid op.
I can't stand up straight after one night
Petition to make this thing tameable using rare flower as food as an Easter egg to ice age
To tame this beast you can use tranq danrts or arrows but the easiest way is just to tickle it under the chin ❓
When you hit them they groan, when they’re idle it sounds like they moan, and they’ll stick their horns up your but until you turn as red as a watermeloun.
Why do purlovia drop prime but these don’t????????????
These things are a real pain in the but *wink wink*
Me: taming giga
Rhino: walk past me *gets shot by tranq
Me:FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
You really dont get a feel for how powerful or fast these things are until they turn on you with an I am speed look and impale you with one fell swoop
The most fun way to kill a wild giga
If the guy is lv max it should hit like a truck
It is the beats at killing gigas
Once on ark mobile, I started my daily quest. It was to gather 5 wooly rhino horns. After that, I got my free gift. IT WAS 5 RHINO HORNS.
120 rhino with full mallee is able to kill a apha rex