What are some funny jokes or stories about the woolly rhino? Funny woolly rhino jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I tamed a wooly boi and named him "a snow t34" and proceeded to kill three dire wolves, a dire bear, a mammoth and 2 yutys using the charge function. Stupid op.
You ate my dandelion
I was playing on Madagascar Evolved, and there was this bug where the rhinos were around level 300. On regular difficulty (where the Max should be 120)
So, naturally, I tamed them. They had around 20,000 health, and hit for around 1,000 off the bat. Good times...
CARL!!!!. easy Frank..............
Rex no problem giga no problem but the stone buildings helllll no
This is 1 horny dino (get it) eehhhehhehhe
Paint it red and name it Red Bull
I can't stand up straight after one night
Oh my goodness this guy recks i really recommend him
These are so cute! Just not when it kills your favorite tame that is a really high level and you can’t get a revival platform!😊
When you hit them they groan, when they’re idle it sounds like they moan, and they’ll stick their horns up your but until you turn as red as a watermeloun.
Rhino:nah bro I want two horns.
Deva:fine have horns
Farmer: looks at calendar. "Oh. Today's the big woolly rhino kill off.
We prepare for battle
To tame this beast you can use tranq danrts or arrows but the easiest way is just to tickle it under the chin ❓
You really dont get a feel for how powerful or fast these things are until they turn on you with an I am speed look and impale you with one fell swoop
These things are a real pain in the but *wink wink*
If you want something wholesome, tame one of these bois and put a point in it’s stats every time you get down.
The most fun way to kill a wild giga
Once on ark mobile, I started my daily quest. It was to gather 5 wooly rhino horns. After that, I got my free gift. IT WAS 5 RHINO HORNS.