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He's always horny

CARL!!!!. easy Frank..............

I was playing on Madagascar Evolved, and there was this bug where the rhinos were around level 300. On regular difficulty (where the Max should be 120)
So, naturally, I tamed them. They had around 20,000 health, and hit for around 1,000 off the bat. Good times...

Rex no problem giga no problem but the stone buildings helllll no

I can't stand up straight after one night

You really dont get a feel for how powerful or fast these things are until they turn on you with an I am speed look and impale you with one fell swoop

Paint it red and name it Red Bull

When you hit them they groan, when they’re idle it sounds like they moan, and they’ll stick their horns up your but until you turn as red as a watermeloun.