
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
To the Dennis guy
If I was u I would rip her unicorn toys out and kill her fav Dino she owns RIP DENNIS U WILL BE MISSED (oh btw my theri killed it YEAH I LOVE DENNIS)and uhh u could breed a high level dlio and name that Dennis and if she asked to get a unicorn find one AND THEN BLOW IT UP AS U LAGHING and show her how all of us miss Dennis I will name my Rex Dennis in honor for him/her rip Dennis 😭😭😭✊✊✊and harvest the meat and cook it and then eat it and that will tramitise her and make her kill all of her Dinos(if she plays ark)and harvest the body and tame A LOT of dlios and name them Dennis
Hehehehehe -pikacharzard- we miss Dennis😭😭😭
A friend of mine had one of these in a trap we made to catch another critter on the Crystal Isles. They didn’t realize how rare these things are, so they just let it go, disappointed it wasn’t what we were looking for. We all had a good laugh once I explained that only one spawns on the map at a time.