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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
RIP Dennis we all loved you ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ also RIP ๐ฆ
RIP DENNIS FALLEN SOILDER FOREVER MISSED
-Swiftwind9105
To the Dennis guy
If I was u I would rip her unicorn toys out and kill her fav Dino she owns RIP DENNIS U WILL BE MISSED (oh btw my theri killed it YEAH I LOVE DENNIS)and uhh u could breed a high level dlio and name that Dennis and if she asked to get a unicorn find one AND THEN BLOW IT UP AS U LAGHING and show her how all of us miss Dennis I will name my Rex Dennis in honor for him/her rip Dennis ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโโโand harvest the meat and cook it and then eat it and that will tramitise her and make her kill all of her Dinos(if she plays ark)and harvest the body and tame A LOT of dlios and name them Dennis
Hehehehehe -pikacharzard- we miss Dennis๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I was day use my fire wyvern to terrorize the ark map and I accidentally killed unicorn. Also rip Dennis.
I will destroy every unicorn in ark I will destroy them no matter what even though Iโm a noob
(Rip Dennis)
I got 5 gigas and a dilo named Dennis. He will now be avenged
unicorn is temporary, dennis is eternal (RIP dennis)
I was playing with my friend and he saw one and I was like โ DUDE THAT IS SOOOO RARE DONโT KILL IT WE CAN TAME IT!!!โ And all he said was โbullhonkeyโ and proceeded to kill it ๐๐๐ he was a noob and didnโt realize the value of that thing.
I murdered so many on mobile but never knew how to tame one
Rip Dennis you will be remembered as a great dilophasaur even though I never met you any unicorn I see will suffer
RIP. Dennis you will be missed.
Rest In Peace Dennis the most likely beautiful dilo You shall be missed Now I shall kill my speicial unicorn Raglet.
Rip Dennis you will be missed and loved
I like Unicorns, but Dennis shouldnโt die.
Saw Deal h Of A Unicorn and fell in line love with unicorns read the Dennis story I se a unicorn snaps fingers '' jelly fish kill it'' it dies ..... For now
Rip dennis Iโm only doing this for u
Dennis shall be revived from the grave
These tips in a nutshell:
- Poo
- Rip Dennis (he will be missed)
Ark has unicorns... why not Pegasuses?!
I tame unicorn just for the poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ